A choose your own data adventure. Join Cakelin (a disabled, queer, nonbinary founder & scientist) as they share self-experiments and interview other makers and self-scientists. This is for the people who had their life game mode set to hard. Let's check out our stats and collectively wonder "wtf is going on with me?". Episode types LAB: Laboratory updates and miscellaneous, INTRO: Introduction to experiment topic, METHODS: Materials and methods, the "making of" a self-experiment, RESULTS: Self-experiment results for me and an experiment partner, DISCUSSION: Community results and what's next?