Teenage Mutant Ninja Feminist Tortoise

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Uncuffed

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Uncuffed empowers people in California prisons to tell their own stories. The award-winning collaboration between incarcerated student producers and professional journalists shines light on the human experience of people before, during, and after their prison terms. The new Season 4 is hosted by formerly incarcerated producer Greg Eskridge. https://www.WeAreUncuffed.org

منذ عام واحد 58:20

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Rewind to the days when balancing school, odd jobs, and taxes felt like a full-time circus act. We reminisce about our first jobs and the quirky tales that came with them, from mastering grocery store shifts to dealing with the unexpected at the zoo food stand. Ever wonder how a female tortoise's antics could lighten up a summer job? We've got stories that do just that, highlighting friendships that blossomed alongside bizarre yet endearing work experiences. These early jobs weren’t just about earning pocket money; they became the unexpected teachers of time management and work ethic.
Fast forward to the amusing chaos of retail life. Remember crushing on a manager at American Eagle or handling the whirlwind of Black Friday? We've got you covered with stories that capture the spirit of youth, family dynamics, and hilarious slip-ups at Enterprise Rent-A-Car. From bartending tall tales to the excitement of upcoming concerts and TV shows, each narrative is sewn together with humor, resilience, and a reminder that sometimes faking it until you make it is the best strategy. Whether you're here for nostalgia or a good laugh, this episode is a treasure trove of memorable moments.

فصول

1. Austin City Limits Festival Outfit Excitement (00:00:00)

2. Teen Jobs and Life Lessons (00:04:22)

3. Zoo Job and Tortoise Antics (00:12:43)

4. Childhood Jobs and Money Matters (00:16:46)

5. Odd Jobs and Quirky Family Nicknames (00:29:41)

6. Bartending Jobs and Car Insurance Struggles (00:42:56)

7. Review and Plans for Insurance, Concert, TV Show (00:50:55)

31 حلقات

#Fitness #Society #Relationship #Mental Health #Comedy #Kaleb Bruce, Kyle Weber #Kaleb Bruce #Kyle Weber #Wellness #Gay #Funny #Self Help #Unwell #Of Selfdiscovery

Teenage Mutant Ninja Feminist Tortoise

Unfamously Unwell Unrated

published منذ عام واحد

MP3•منزل الحلقة

Click here to send us your victory and vices!

فصول

1. Austin City Limits Festival Outfit Excitement (00:00:00)

2. Teen Jobs and Life Lessons (00:04:22)

3. Zoo Job and Tortoise Antics (00:12:43)

4. Childhood Jobs and Money Matters (00:16:46)

5. Odd Jobs and Quirky Family Nicknames (00:29:41)

6. Bartending Jobs and Car Insurance Struggles (00:42:56)

7. Review and Plans for Insurance, Concert, TV Show (00:50:55)

31 حلقات

#Fitness #Society #Relationship #Mental Health #Comedy #Kaleb Bruce, Kyle Weber #Kaleb Bruce #Kyle Weber #Wellness #Gay #Funny #Self Help #Unwell #Of Selfdiscovery

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