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Throwing Fits

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The champagne of chairs. This week, Jimmy and Larry are breaking down our new Rosewood Workshirts—dropping this Thursday, December 19th, on Substack for paid subscribers complete with a launch event at Colbo for everyone that night from 6-9pm, and opening up to the general public the next day on December 20th—before getting into new chair ASMR courtesy of our generous friends at MillerKnoll, Inc., the etymology of great coats and drawers, toes get squarer, tomorrow’s very special return of the Fab 5 plus Fitties week on deck, faux pas and high-powered linking and building at the fanciest soirée we’ve ever had the pleasure of attending, a swanky hotel bar festive holiday review, evil burgers, the politics of a SNL afterparty, when bringing a buttplug to a white elephant goes wrong, the duality of gift giving, Santa’s spreadsheet, dads in mfpen, moms discovering SHEIN, this round of fashion designer musical chairs is thankfully over, TikTok is definitely getting banned and much more.