Naked Mole Maps: Poolside Chaos

Talking Pools Podcast

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Hosts: Peter, Lee, and Shane
Episode Title: "Green Beards, Mole Maps, and Poolside Positivity"

Episode Summary:
Join Peter, Lee, and Shane for a wildly entertaining kickoff to 2025 as they dive into the post-Christmas chaos of the pool industry. From Peter’s rare quiet Christmas (no last-minute calls for green pool rescues!) to Shane’s annual naked mole map at the dermatologist (for UV protection, of course), this episode is packed with humor, practical advice, and a surprising amount of banter about ketchup for green hair.

With Australia’s brutal summer sun in full swing, the team tackles the importance of protecting yourself and your staff from UV exposure. From sunscreen to long-sleeved shirts, coconut water to polarized sunglasses, they share tips for staying safe and hydrated while working under the relentless sun.

Plus, Lee recounts one of the most bizarre water tests she’s ever seen—spoiler alert: green hair and copper-filled water are involved. The team emphasizes the importance of identifying the cause of a problem, not just treating the symptoms, and how being knowledgeable earns clients’ trust and loyalty for life.

Highlights from the Episode:

• Peter’s Christmas Miracle: No frantic Christmas Eve calls to fix green pools this year!
• Shane’s Dermatologist Visit: UV in New Zealand is no joke—naked mole maps save lives (and skin!).
• Lee’s Nightmare Test Results: Zero alkalinity, 6.3 pH, 3.6 copper levels, and the greenest hair you’ve ever seen.
• Pro Tips for Employers: How to protect your staff from UV exposure and dehydration during peak summer.
• Customer Honesty: Why pool owners denying everything doesn’t help fix their problems.

Key Takeaways:

• Always test source water when troubleshooting unusual pool chemistry.
• Protect yourself and your team from UV with sunscreen, hats, and hydration.
• When in doubt, trust the pros—not the big-box store selling chlorine with surprise ingredients.
• Positivity is infectious—bring good vibes to your clients and your team!

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Whether you’re looking for laughs, industry insights, or practical tips to start the new year off right, this episode has it all.

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