Tom Cruise’s Righteous COVID Rant & A Theory That We Are All Martians

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

In this episode Matt covers an even wider-than-usual range of topics, including but not limited to: Matt’s parents’ dog Lenny who fended off a coyote attack and bit off the coyote’s entire tail in the process, the possibility that we are all from Mars and thus Martians, Matt’s lifelong problem receiving gifts, Jehovah’s Witnesses and their rule against ‘celebrations’ of any kind, Tom Cruise’s angry on-set COVID-related tantrum, and the bullshit ‘COVID relief’ bill congress just passed.