Bury Me With Famous Bones

Jerk Practice

Well you Pigs and Rats, it’s ep Three Hund... 299b, and the Jerks are still using their brains to clean their testicle sacks…

Put on those flippers and run backward Jerks, cuz the water’s fine and these Booty Warriors have spoons to spare. This week we’re talkin’ soups, tubs, pigs, rats, bones, and back-flips.

“It was like a black church pump your mom would have in her closet.”

“I boiled water so hot that it curled the spoons.”

“I hold the record for the most amount of soup in the most amount of tubs.”

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