Episode 598: Hypocrisy

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

01:21 Zachary Radcliff

09:21 Tim Ballard

13:49 Mike Jeffries

20:22 Roadhouse

22:00 Grant Beth & Luke Polaske

24:42 Viewer Comments

26:42 Deadly Hammocks

34:25 Lily Allen

—Zachary Radcliff is a proud, flag-waving MAGA white boy. He’s also been arrested for being waaaaay too into kids.

Like, Michael Jackson into kids.

Funny, that.

(Not funny that anyone is into kids, but the irony of a party that screams about gays/lgbtq/drag queens and the like always having members getting busted for really criminal things is hilarious.)

Even better, he’s a youth pastor, a graduate of Liberty University (the Jerry Falwell institution that substitutes reality and facts for Jesus), and performed at CPAC, the annual gathering of the worst people on the planet.

Which means he fit right in.

—Speaking of hypocrites…

Tim Ballard, founder of Operation Underground Railroad and the lionized (fake) hero of the hit Jim Caviezel movie, “Sound of Freedom,” has six lawsuits against him for human trafficking.

That’s right, he wants to protect young girls, but once they hit eighteen, they’re fair game for everything!
(He’s like the anti-Matt Gaetz that way; Matt is disinterested once they turn eighteen.)

Again, it’s (sad) funny how those that scream “VIRTUE!” are the least virtuous among us.

—I don’t think we set out to do an episode centered around awful humans, but that’s how it turned out.

Mike Jeffries is the former CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, and he has been indicted on 16 federal counts of sex trafficking and international prostitution.

But there’s a twist!

He was trafficking… men!

Who saw that coming?

Apparently not those men.

—As an aside, we discuss Kelly Lynch, Bill Murray, and her steamy scene with Patrick Swayze in the classic film, Roadhouse.

—Grant Beth and Luke Polaske have bad parents. How do I know this? Because they raised garbage kids who act the victim when they’re in the wrong.

Those two d-bags went to heckle at a Kamala Harris campaign, and are now crying their hurt feelings regarding being thrown out.

Losers.

—We take a moment to duck into the live chat and respond to a few folk.

—Erin Field is a wonderful woman who suffered a tragic accident. We use it as a jumping off point to make fun of big chimney, an evil industry too often ignored.

—British pop star Lily Allen is on Only Fans… But her material isn’t erotic, or naughty.

Well, I take that back.
Erotic is in the eyes of the beholder, I suppose.

Feet.

Lily Allen takes pictures of her feet… and earns more doing that than she does as a—as stated a moment ago—British pop star.

Because Spotify doesn’t pay.

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