If You're Gonna Take A Deuteronomy, At Least Buy Me Dinner First!

Heretics' Social Club

Well, it happened. We finally got to the end of the ol' Pentateuch. Moses has moseyed on to Mount Nebo, where he shall forever more rest in eternal slumber just shy of the promised land, but with a good view of all the genocide to come. What have we learned from Moses during our time? Let's see... basically you can live your whole life in selfless devotion to the lord, and he'll still park you right outside the gates of what you were promised. If Wallyworld is real, and we all know it isn't, but if it is, there's a good chance you're not getting in. Sorry folks, the Moses out front should've let you know. This episode is rated extra spicy on account of how much we talk shit about literally every mass delusion this populace labors under. Won't you join us, friend?