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PATRIOT-POLOOZA ...The Rebellion that Rocked the Capitol
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المحتوى المقدم من Matt Zimbel. يتم تحميل جميع محتويات البودكاست بما في ذلك الحلقات والرسومات وأوصاف البودكاست وتقديمها مباشرة بواسطة Matt Zimbel أو شريك منصة البودكاست الخاص بهم. إذا كنت تعتقد أن شخصًا ما يستخدم عملك المحمي بحقوق الطبع والنشر دون إذنك، فيمكنك اتباع العملية الموضحة هنا https://ar.player.fm/legal.
Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too. You're not so special.
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PATRIOT-POLOOZA ...The Rebellion that Rocked the Capitol
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out - Season Three
Manage episode 332866028 series 2815746
المحتوى المقدم من Matt Zimbel. يتم تحميل جميع محتويات البودكاست بما في ذلك الحلقات والرسومات وأوصاف البودكاست وتقديمها مباشرة بواسطة Matt Zimbel أو شريك منصة البودكاست الخاص بهم. إذا كنت تعتقد أن شخصًا ما يستخدم عملك المحمي بحقوق الطبع والنشر دون إذنك، فيمكنك اتباع العملية الموضحة هنا https://ar.player.fm/legal.
Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too. You're not so special.
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YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out - Season Three

Send us a text AI is coming for us all so I want to introduce you to my new bot friends. I call them Chloe and Cody. They have a bodcast about our podcast. I like to think of them as very professional announcers and yet… deeply attracted to each other, but currently in other relationships. So, there’s always an electric sexual tension between them in the studio…the wanton want…the unfulfilled desire, their knobby bot knees touching inconspicuously under the recording console … Chloe’s cheeks blush, as she feels a wisp of oily perspiration roll down her metallic cleavage. Cody’s mind wanders off script as he stares at the top button on Chloe’s blouse and then quickly averts his eyes, as enlightened boy bots in Brooklyn are wont to do. Work with me here, people, we may be developing a brand new genre: Botrotica. You heard it and much more here…first! Support the show…
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Send us a text We've been reading the polling in this US election cycle and it looks like Black is the new orange! Donald Trump may be creating a new Black job in Washington DC and we're back to tell you all about it! Support the show
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Send us a text Well, it's a "major announcement" and if we told you right here what it was, why would you listen to the episode? You know, just because we've dedicated our entire working lives to writing stupid podcast promos doesn't mean we haven't thought this through. Support the show
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Send us a text 2022 What a year! Fugetaboudit. Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on! You can do it. We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two! We're gonna miss you guys! Support the show
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