The Great Rock Opera Showdown Feat. JOSIAH HUGHES OF BLINK-155 AKA Episode 8.5 Leaving Rock Vegas

The Steven Tyler Book Club

The gang are joined by writer, musician and podcaster, Josiah Hughes of the Blink-155 podcast!

Jordan, Stephen and Drew have each written a hypothetical/alternative universe Steven Tyler Rock Opera. Each of them will present their work and Josiah will choose the winner. The prize? The respect and admiration of their peers... There are a lot of laughs, Jordan wrote a fucking song and Stephen did a thing. Please join us as we make podcasting history.

Check out Josiah's work at: Blink-155 Podcast at twitter.com/blink155pod Musical Supergroup Pre Nup at twitter.com/pre_nup and twitter.com/pre_nup

Drew's Album Covers

Jordan's Lyrics to Does the Noise in My Head Bother You? They call me Steven Tallarico I grew up at Trow-Rico That’s a cabin out Sunapee way

well I can do 26 straight backflips and I had fucked by the time I was 8

I was raised in a foxhole by a sweetie mama vixen and I suckled at her furry teats

I smoked a sweet sativa leaf-a with the wood-a land-a creatures and my mouth began to outrun me

Does the noise in my head bother you? Gotta whole magician’s sleeve of tricks I wanna put to use Does the noise in my head bother you? pretty baby I got enough of my freak-quency for two

Got my wings like a chicken on the prowl for fishy kitten if you see me overhead then duck

I gotta feminine side like a rosy blushing bride who knows she bout to get her flower plucked

I see the darkness in your soul you wanna ride the fire pole til my extinguisher shoots its foam

yeah I’m the banshee demon with the pressure washer semen Let me strip your headlights of their chrome

Does the noise in my head bother you? Got a ten-inch licorice root for you to chew Does the noise in my head bother you? why don’t you shimmy out your panties let me taste your honeydew

well it’s getting pretty loud here in my noggin snow all on my nose like the front of a toboggan and the syllables are beatin on the walls inside of my brain

But now my lies and contradictions got me tied up with restrictions see addiction’s my affliction, sacramental benediction but despite my worst predictions my convictions still remain

Does the noise in my head bother you? oooh little sweetie teenie mama put your lips on my kazoo Does the noise in my head bother you? Won’t you honk on Bobo ‘cause my balls are singin the blues

Does the noise in my head bother you? like a cigarette butt that won’t come off of your shoe Does the noise in my head bother you? you know I snorted up a mountain of blow fresh from Peru

Does the noise in my head bother you?