The Omaha Bugle Covers the Coronation of King Charles in 26 Minutes. . . . Can King Charles Save the Monarchy? . . . Do You Need to Have a Lesser Royal Attend Your Social Function?

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Adam and Jeff congratulate the newly-crowned King Charles but are still somewhat bitter about having been left off the guest list. The coronation organizers' failure to coordinate scheduling times with the broadcasting segments of the Omaha Bugle is pointed out. Adam suggests that the challenge for King Charles is to make the monarchy more relevant and more efficient in a less-deferential age. Adam and Jeff complain about the lack of royal etiquette in that neither King Charles nor his toadies have bothered to return any calls from the Omaha Bugle ever since he got his big promotion. The on-going popularity of the Rent-A-Royal program is discussed with kudos to Prince Andrew who will show up at events ranging from weddings, funerals, and ribbon-cutting ceremonies for newly-opened fast food restaurants. Jeff also talks about the Omaha Bugle's ill-fated attempt to embrace British cuisine in the company cafeteria featuring such delicacies as tripe and haggis--which sent several interns to the emergency room. Despite the snubs by Buckingham Palace, however, Adam and Jeff wish King Charles well and hope that he can establish his own unique and heartwarming style.