06/05/24 Show 210 : Making Plans For Nigel('s Continued Abject Humiliation)

The Gerard Cosloy Radio Hour (That Feels Like Two Hours)

This past tuesday, Brexit architect / all-around shit bag Nigel Farage got hit in the face with a flying milkshake. Remarkably, this was only the second time in 5 years Farage has suffered an assault of this sort ; given his words and deeds, it’s somewhat amazing he’s not being pelted with shakes, malts, DQ blizzards and all forms of sticky/gooey substances on a daily basis.
There’s not been any confirmation on what sort of shake landed on Farage however news reports about the 2019 attack suggest it was a Five Guys banana & salted caramel shake, which seems a little extravagant under the circumstances. This week’s show delves into the burning question, if you had an opportunity to drench a universally despised public figure in the soft-serve concoction of your choice, what would it be? Answers like “mint chocolate chip nail bomb” or “frozen Liquid Plumber” will not be accepted because these are not real things (though very likely easier to digest than anything on the Steak & Shake menu)