01/08/25 Show 241 : My Mind Ain't So Open

The Gerard Cosloy Radio Hour (That Feels Like Two Hours)

so they ran a battery of tests on my head yesterday and I’m thrilled to report the results revealed NOTHING. You have no idea how many years I have waited to use that line. Even better, the MRI contraption made some glorious churning sounds, so much so that I contemplated asking the machine out for coffee to see if we could make a deal to release something. I know, you’re thinking “that’s not very funny” but keep an open mind, please. The MRI machine might lack the charisma of say, Danny Tantrum, but we can’t all be world class entertainers. Sometimes the subtle approach is warranted (though I certainly wish someone had told me that before I programmed this week’s show, if not the last 5 years’ worth of shows).