Beer Porn, Cowboy Kinks, and AI That Wants Your Job (and Maybe Your Wife)

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Is your beer stash a sexy investment or just a fridge full of overpriced regrets? We pop open some aged Goose Island Bourbon County Stout to see if beer collecting is a high-class hobby or just a bougie way to justify borderline alcoholism. Jesse’s decluttering tips hit harder than a morning hangover, sparking a debate about what’s worth saving and what needs to be chugged before it goes bad—just like your dreams.

Then, we dive deep into a cowboy kink phase no one asked for. Can you pull off a ten-gallon hat without looking like you cosplay Yellowstone? Probably not, but watching us try is worth it. Somewhere between fashion faux pas and midlife crises, we discover that “hat guy” energy is a slippery slope.

Our weekend recap? Absolute carnage. A near fistfight at a Liverpool-Man United match, a shoegaze meltdown at Tulips, and a bouncer who went from menace to bestie in the span of a mosh pit. Add a potential TikTok ban, new apps designed to steal your soul (looking at you, “Red Note” and “Lemonade”), and the unsettling rise of AI bots that want your face, your job, and possibly your spouse.

If that’s not enough chaos, we roast streaming prices, debate nuclear fission vs. fusion (because we’re fancy like that), and make bold Super Bowl predictions that will probably age like milk. Welcome to 2025—messy, ridiculous, and barely held together by memes and bourbon barrel-aged stout.

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