THE CHURCH ABSURD #7: The Legend of the Ghost Puncher

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After Jess recovers from illness, the boys are back! This week, your horrible hosts cover two cryptids, tell the tale of a gym rat turned Ghostbuster, get a taste of Japanese rock music, and try to curb an addiction. This and much more await the congregation so have a listen! SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - The Crawsfordsville Monster - The Thetis Lake Monster - The Ghost Who Couldn't Lift (4chan Story) WTFU - "I Kill My Kids" 911 Call - Christian Fear Mongering: Crack That Wrist! - Spongebob Theme 800 Times Slower - Chu Chu Lovely by Maximum The Hormone Analysis The Cringe Corner - I Love Money by Longneck (https://youtu.be/eXIk9V8TFcg) - Problem by Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend (https://youtu.be/0Ta-ki-V5o0) -Jess and Sam Try The Reboot App GAME TIME: B-Movie Titles (The Aftermath of the Game can be seen here: https://twitter.com/RevJess_FLRadio/status/973915799978151936?s=19) -Conclusion -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through [e-mail] --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support