S2E12 - Tony Hawk Skates Helm's Deep

Stupid Fat Hobbits

Well, this was unexpected. Pat shows his commitment by joining the show from the cramped quarters of a closet in Myrtle Beach. Warning: sound quality is a little less crispy due to Pat's toy microphone. In Breaking News From Florida, a wannabe cowboy frolics in the forest and gets the best of himself. His brain addled by the heat and Harry Potter-like studio, Pat struggles to pronounce basic words, continues to make unoriginal jokes, and forgets to begin segments. The lads choose which animal they would most like to be. Koalas are a hot topic. Chris thinks Ostriches can run 200 miles per hour. Chris also cannot stop talking about roadrunners. Trending Celebs in Shelob's Web sees Juan Soto, Tony Hawk, and Taco Bell put in their rightful homes in Middle-Earth. Johnny says "what?" a lot. Johnny's Corner is. It just is. One wonders if it ever was or will be.