S1E19 - Wheezy's Weezer

Stupid Fat Hobbits

The lads begin this week's episode on a very polarizing topic: whose laugh is best? It's not Pat's. They then contemplate destroying the podcast altogether (literally destroying). Chris falls through clouds and apparently forces his co-workers to do Winnie the Pooh reenactments. The Intellectual then discovers he is wearing the same socks from episode 1, which reminds him to burn them ASAP. Chris doesn't sleep well. Johnny then rights the ship and takes us into Breaking News From Florida, where a man turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend, Happy. Johnny and Pat then gang up on Chris (per usual) and criticize his decision to vest vests. Chris defends his honor but loses in the end. Johnny is apparently obsessed with hangers. Johnny then continues his unprecedented guidance of the show and takes us into Johnny's corner where he speaks of dead Toy Story toys and weezerless Wheezys. Chris makes some terrible puns. The lads then cap off the show with a little Lord of The Rings Impersonation Contest, WITH A TWIST (clickbait). Mid-contest, a tangent ensues, however, and the lads try and determine where the LOTR's one F-bomb would have been if it had been used. In the end, cooler heads prevail, and the contest is finished...Try and guess who won.