Ep38 - Absolution
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INT. WRITER'S ROOM - DAY
A group of men are gathered around a table, discussing a pitch for a new action movie. They speak in hushed tones, as if fearing to be overheard. One of them lights a cigarette indoors.
BYRON MANN [Star]
So, I'm actually the star this time, right?
KEONI WAXMAN [Director]
(Nervously) Yeah, alongside Vinnie Jones as the villain. We just have to keep things under wraps until we start filming, or else...
There's a knock at the door. Everyone freezes. Tension builds in the air as the door slowly opens, revealing a shadowed, hulking form. BYRON MANN lowers his face into his hands in defeat as the newcomer lumbers into the room.
STEVEN SEAGAL [Star]
I been gone and had some ideas for this one, brother.
Edited by Aaron.
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