The Truest of Trulys | Berry Mix Pack

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Sigh, here we go.

00:46 Nutrition facts for Trulys and its mysteriously missing Wikipedia page.

2:35 Meet Laura! What’s our experience with hard seltzer?

4:20 The Tale of Elaine, The Bachelorette, and a Cursed Recliner

10:45--12:28 You can skip over this part if you don’t like sick talk (we don’t get too graphic but if it’s not your thing at all, hop ahead!).

13:10 Live Long and Prosper: The Aftermath

15:00 The Drinking Game: Seltzer Symbel

15:55 Packaging Review

19:35 Taste Test: Raspberry Lime

20:23 Seltzer Symbel: Here we go.

21:30 Flavor review: Berry vs. Citrus

24:30 Seltzer Symbel to small birds. Screw big birds.

26:42 Ranking thus far (spoiler alert: raspberry lime is in first...and last).

27:21 We will create and drink the Truest Truly, a goblet filled with EVERY FLAVOR OF TRULYS that we’ll drink at the end of the episode.

29:00 Taste Test: Wild Berry

30:09 Seltzer Symbel to onesies.

31:08 Flavor review

32:50 The Wild Berry Daydream

33:20 What drives you WILD?

35:15 Ranking thus far between Raspberry Lime and Wild Berry.

35:40 Sobering Thought: Towns that drowned in things other than water (very uplifting).

39:35 Taste Test: Black Cherry

40:31 Artificial cherry flavor debate

43:10 Seltzer Symbel to our favorite memes.

44:00 Flavor review

46:00 Ranking thus far

47:15 Seltzer Symbel to the journey of FRIENDSHIP, college trash, and Build-A-Bear

49:52 Secrets

50:53 Elaine’s secret toilet.

54:09 A surprising essay emailed to Laura from a long-ago “friend.”

56:51 Bagel Bites Break. Secrets shall now resume.

57:21 Seltzer Symbel to Bagel Bites.

57:55 The strange essay secret continues.

1:10:21 Taste Test: Blueberry Acai

1:10:53 Packaging, wtf is acai, and real vs. artificial blueberry flavor.

1:13:00 Wafting

1:13:49 Seltzer Symbel to Brandon, for that is how he introduced himself.

1:14:16 Flavor review

1:16:30 Setlzer/Bagel Bite Symbel to Oprah.

1:17:47 Final Review: Chuggability, Flavor, and Overall Ranking

1:19:44 Setlzer Symbel to our favorite flavors.

1:20:06 The Truest Truly: Drinking every flavor at once. And the final Seltzer Symbels.

1:23:11 Flavor review

1:26:26 We’re barely alive.

1:27:17 Outro

MUSIC

Epidemic Sound

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