F*ck Bakery Pizza with S**n

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This week we're joined by our friend S**n. He shares some stories of drug abuse, expertise in baking, and attempts to remain anonymous while admitting to dicking down our moms behind a deli counter the offers award-winning meats.
Alex peddles a theory that baby's foreskins are being harvested by the rich to be used in luxuriously creamy face lotions, and loses his mind over it.
Nico markets a new product called Health Nuts, a new supplement that relies upon healthy young men with diets of exotic fruits only, and their "nuts".