Miami Sharks #ArgentinaNorth

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Historical Record: 0-0 Week 1 Result: 23-19 Loss to Chicago Skinny: What's sexier than buying a professional franchise in a destination city and branding it pink? Sounds like our late Giltinis, but this squad has an ownership group (see above) that isn't fucking around. You don't wear those tinted shades to a media event and not make a splash! With a professional front office, and a slew of professional players from the Southern Hemisphere, the Sharks will look to get their chunk of flesh in their inaugural season. Will the chummed waters of the Eastern Conference be the location of a feeding frenzy for this cold blooded team? How much for a Leo Messi appearance? Surely this crew of owners have the swagger to land Messi! Right?!