*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Eating People is Keto! (S3E22 Survive the Night)

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WE DID IT GUYS! Another season in the can! Can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t!

Things are coming to a head this episode, as season finale’s tend to do! The gang all meets up with the mastermind behind the great downfall of Riverdale... Penelope Blossom?! Turns out, selling a little girl to be a chil bride and then killing her only son does a lot to a person! And We find out Penelope is responsible for baiting Hal into being the Redhood, and she manipulated Chic (Jason Lite) into being the Gargoyle King?! Jesus, what a reveal. But there’s one last thing for Archie, Ron, Jug and Betty to do... Survive the Night!!!

Also, Cheryl busts out of the Farm with Alice’s help!

Will all that food Penelope cooked for dinner go bad? How has Jason’s corpse stayed so fresh? WHO KEEPS PLACING ALL THESE BONES?! Probably, DCJ BAYBE, and THE BANK! BECAUSE BONES ARE OUR MONEYYYYYYY!!!

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