*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Don’t Touch Fangs! (S3E14 - Fire Walk With Me)

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Things are HEATING UP on Riverdale (below your feet), so take this walk with us!

This week, Archie lives out his dream of being a dad! He gets to teach this young boy boxing, and tell him all the story about how he was attacked by a bear! But things take a turn when this boy reveals he’s also marked for death! Like Archie?! Veronica’s also fed up with Gladys and Hiram running her bar, so she decides to take her feelings of being entrapped by parents into a parent trap of her own! Also, Betty’s revealed to be the worst friend possible to Kevin, because she hasn’t checked up on him in a while, and then just attacks him... You know it’s bad when the cult treats you better than your own friends. Finally, Jughead’s having trouble controlling these new Gargoyles in gang club, because they keep going after Fangs! DON’T YOU DARE!!! And we get a lil bit of Toni being super abused by Cheryl! FUN!

Will Veronica ever get to use the hiding mechanisms in her casino? Will Archie ever figure out what TikTok is? WILL CURTS PUT DOWN THE DICE AND LOOK WHAT HE’S DOING WITH HIS LIFE?!?! No, no, and never!

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