Voorhees Saga #6: Jason Lives

One Hundred Lunatics

Jason is back, for real this time, and while Daniel and Jonathan have fun, it's Nathan's little horror hating heart that is most thankful for his return.

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S.T.a.B.

Sex.

• Cort and Nikki get the RV a rockin'

Tits.

None. I'm not condoning this horrible oversight, but if there has to be a Jason movie without breasts, I'm glad it's this one.

Body Count.

1. Hawes has his heart punched out the back of his chest.
2. Darryn is impaled with a fence post and flung into the woods.
3. Lisbeth has her skull pierced to the ground with the same post.
4. Burt is unarmed and impaled against a tree.
5. Stan is 1 of 3 in a classy triple decapitation.
6. Katie is 2 of 3.
7. Larry is 3 of 3.
8. Caretaker Martin truly does die by the bottle...being stabbed in his neck.
9. Steve is skewered onto a machete with Annette.
10. Annette is skewered onto a machete with Steve.
11. Nikki gets her face molded into the metal siding of an RV.
12. Cort is stabbed through the ear with a knife.
13. Sissy's head is twisted OFF.
14. Paula is liquefied all over her cabin. (*100 Lunatics Favorite*)
15. Officer Thornton takes a hunting dart to the face.
16. Officer Pappas earns a good ol' barehanded skull crushing.
17. Sheriff Garris is folded in half. Backwards.
18. Roy is dismembered, presumably.

Name * First Name Last Name Were those Roy's bloody limbs? * Help settle the debate. Of course they were. His glasses, his limbs. Of course they were. Why else include that scene? Stab Us * with your thoughts Thank God Jason is back for real this time. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree A little bit of comedy makes Jason a lot more fun. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I think the Final Chapter should have been the FINAL chapter. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message *

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