DOC DODGING! Aaron Imholte is SHOOK Over What’s Coming Next!

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

More documents that aren’t about him means more chest pounding and chastising by Aaron Imholte, aka Captain Mooby of the S.S. Boooooo! Climb aboard with Patrick as we watch some of the latest Moobs there is to Moob! Johnny Krutches is on his last leg. Matt doesn’t know what’s going on. But did you hear about Whistin’ Pete? And these documents tell a very ominous tale for our poor father slash lead character. When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Powdered snow or blackish tar, they’ll come for you! Nick Rekieta and April are frothing at the mouth for the left over shards of this once-mighty local hero. Bet me they ain’t!