368 - Eyes of Fire (1983)

Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast)

It's time to head to The Promised Land this week as your hosts do their first Patreon listener pick!

Patron GaryAM brings us the 1983 folk horror nugget: EYES OF FIRE.

Deep in the wilderness of the colonial frontier, a father tries to rescue his family from both an adulterous preacher and malevolent spirit lurking out in the forest. It's Little House on the Carrie as only the magic of a strange woman can help him. Will the boys make it out or will they find themselves trapped in the woods (literally) FOREVER? Find out here!

Also this week: Lance grills Ben on his time working at Burger King (Or is it that he "flame broils" Ben?) The jingle for "The Po-ta-to Boat". And a cow that truly whips ass at making milk!

All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!

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