Velveeta Voldemort's Messy First Days, What Millennials Were Told As Kids That Were Lies

Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk

• Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
• We had to delay our recording for a day because Laura got stuck in Atlanta's latest snowmaggedon embarrassment. When will they learn to salt the roads in advance?
• Would it have been better if Trump had won in 2020 so we could be done with him by now?
• Legally flimsy and intended to inspire outrage: Trump's first 100 executive orders.
• Lol at everyone who traveled to DC for the inauguration just to find a sudden change in venue due to "the weather."
• We all saw what Elon did. Period.
• Is backlash against artists like Carrie Underwood and Nelly warranted due to their decision to perform at Trump's inauguration? Andrew makes a distinction.
• Get ready for the enshittification of TikTok y'all - unfortunately, the oligarchy is united and now they have a direct line to executive authority. Yay populism!
• The Supreme Court really is out here choosing violence: first they came for bodily autonomy, now they're poised to seriously curb first amendment free speech rights by placing limitations on access to pornography.
• Can we empathize with the struggle parents have today with monitoring their kids online? Absolutely. Is that a reason to strike down free speech protections? NO.
• We wrap the show with some favorite BS lies millennials were told repeatedly as kids that turned out not to be true.
• As always, we wrap with recommendations: First Aid Beauty Ulta Repair Cream (Pam), @TrumpflationTracker on Threads (Andrew), and 'Severance' season 2 on Apple TV+ (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

• How are our relationships with Trump supporting family members going?
• *redacted* is causing someone's family to do a lot of eye rolling over the insane indoctrination.
• How best to deal with confrontations from Trump supporting family looking for a fight - keep it simple, keep it petty (but kinda classy).

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