Taking a Break This Week

Lacuna: Slow Burn

Greetings, Junior Agents

This is Don Fathom, aka Control.

We’re taking a break this week to catch up on a few things. And by we, I mostly mean me.

A lot goes into editing and producing an episode of Lacuna Slow Burn. I’m going to take a little extra time so that I can improve the quality of future episodes and get everything back on a regular schedule starting next week.

A big shout-out to all my volunteers, who I definitely did not coerce, kidnap, or brainwash into lending their voices to the show. My sympathies and condolences that the horrors of real life have caught up with you. We’re working on a plan to get you out of there, Agents, so hang on just a little longer…

and if you see a mysterious black van approaching you, stop running so that we can ferry you off to a wondrous, magical place that is definitely not a clandestine detention center operated outside of any legal jurisdiction where you will be ruthlessly interrogated.

A special shout-out to Other Don, who has joined our Patreon. I’m not a big fan of reality and contributions like this really help me to dedicate more of my life to the scifi fantasy noir horror mystery thriller that is Lacuna: Slow Burn.

Junior Agents, you too can support this and other projects on Patreon. Join us as we expand our influence over the unsuspecting masses.

You’ll get access to all my classified materials and a bunch of stuff I made up, because let’s be honest—it’s all the same thing, really.

Discover things the public just isn’t ready to know. Experience the thrill of fictionally endangering yourself on a daily basis. Enjoy a constant state of paranoia with none of the calories.

Get bonuses, exclusive materials, early releases, live broadcasts, and more at Patreon.com/DonFathom

We're on social stuff too, check it all out.

We’re Midnight Police on Youtube , TikTok, & X. We also have a Facebook group with the same name. We’re on Threads too, though we’re not sure what it really does yet.

On Instagram we are The Midnight Police , that is THE Midnight Police. Get it right. You’ve been warned.

That’s all for this week, Junior Agents. We’ll be back soon… with a vengeance.