Episode 610: Week One

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

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Re-Recruiting and Other New HR Strategies You Can’t Ignore 18:09

منذ 9 أيام18:09

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HR is no longer just about managing people—it’s about shaping the future of work. Jens Baier, BCG’s HR transformation expert, discusses how AI and shifting employee expectations are forcing companies to rethink talent strategies. From re-recruiting to upskilling employees, HR must adapt to a rapidly changing landscape. Learn More: Jens Baier: https://on.bcg.com/41ca7Gv BCG on People Strategy: https://on.bcg.com/3QtAjro Decoding Global Talent: https://on.bcg.com/4gUC4IT…

منذ عام واحد 35:04

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00:00 Introductions

01:00 Donald Trump

10:06 Elon Musk

18:36 Afghanistan

25:55 Winter Tips

32:35 Netflix

—He’s back!

Donald Trump is president again, and things are going just swimmingly.

Remember that whole, “I have no idea what Project 2025 is?”

Lol, ah, good times.

What lies.

Well, the Project 2025 is in full effect, with Trump signing a slew of executive orders, all designed to lower the price of eggs.

No more DEI, pausing federal hiring, and, in a bold move, raising the price of medication for those in need, and granting pardons to people who assault police officers.

—We turn to the live YouTube comments, and someone asked what we thought of Elon Musk and his very blatant Nazi salute.

Live chat was moving fast, so we handle a lot of comments here.

—Well, once again, we’re hanging our allies out to dry.

Whenever we enter another country, we tell the citizens, “Hey, help us. We’re the good guys. We’ll take care of you in the back end.”

And then we never, never, do.

We just leave them.

How/why anyone trusts us is beyond me.

(Jake gets pretty upset by this story.)

—How do you survive the bitter winter chill? We have an article full of tips for you.

And no lie, number one is important.

(So stay tuned.)

Side note: We do briefly touch up on the TikTok ban, and why it’s stuuuuuupid.

—Netflix is raising their prices.

Again.

Which is why I cancelled them years ago.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

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Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Episode 610: Week One

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

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00:00 Introductions

01:00 Donald Trump

10:06 Elon Musk

18:36 Afghanistan

25:55 Winter Tips

32:35 Netflix

—He’s back!

Donald Trump is president again, and things are going just swimmingly.

Remember that whole, “I have no idea what Project 2025 is?”

Lol, ah, good times.

What lies.

Well, the Project 2025 is in full effect, with Trump signing a slew of executive orders, all designed to lower the price of eggs.

No more DEI, pausing federal hiring, and, in a bold move, raising the price of medication for those in need, and granting pardons to people who assault police officers.

—We turn to the live YouTube comments, and someone asked what we thought of Elon Musk and his very blatant Nazi salute.

Live chat was moving fast, so we handle a lot of comments here.

—Well, once again, we’re hanging our allies out to dry.

Whenever we enter another country, we tell the citizens, “Hey, help us. We’re the good guys. We’ll take care of you in the back end.”

And then we never, never, do.

We just leave them.

How/why anyone trusts us is beyond me.

(Jake gets pretty upset by this story.)

—How do you survive the bitter winter chill? We have an article full of tips for you.

And no lie, number one is important.

(So stay tuned.)

Side note: We do briefly touch up on the TikTok ban, and why it’s stuuuuuupid.

—Netflix is raising their prices.

Again.

Which is why I cancelled them years ago.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

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Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

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Episode 615: Wisconsin Democrats Want to Lose Elections 29:40

منذ 3 أيام29:40

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00:00 Introductions 02:05 IVF and Gender 08:13 Livechat Comments 11:04 iPhone Bug 13:27 Tulsi Gabbard 17:32 Dear Abby 23:41 Health —Here, we explain that Zoom is most likely at fault for our recent (and perpetual) audio issues. Did we try and fix things by jumping to Google Meet and/or Microsoft Teams? Yes. Yes we did. Google said we can’t record conversations, and Teams said, “Here’s how you add members…” And then gave the WRONG explanation. So, good job, Google and Microsoft. Ugh. Stuck with Zoom… for now. —Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers took time out of his day to defend an idiotic change to a bill. While it’s kind to try and be all inclusive when using gender terms, sometimes it becomes beyond silly. When seeking reproductive help—in vitro fertilization—suggested changes include turning “husband” to “spouse,” “wife” to “person,” “father” to “parent” (or “natural parent”) and “mother” to “inseminated person.” Why? Because apparently liberals have way too much time on their hands. This is red meat for Republicans. Red. Meat. They’ll use it to eat Evers alive in the next election. A completely stupid self-inflicted wound by Democrats. Good job, dummies. —We turn to the chat, and in that moment are reminded of the time our podcast blew up. What happened? Anti-circumcision idiots were offended by the fact we mentioned circumcision in passing on the podcast. Man, what fun times, being trolled by morons. Usually the morons that troll us are MAGA cultists. —Someone put a bug into iPhone text-to-speech technology, but, in reality, it was a fix. If you dictated the word, “racist,” to your phone, the transcription would read, “Trump.” And then it would self-correct. Which is hilarious, and accurate. But, Apple is going to remove that feature. Bummer. —Is Tulsi Gabbard the biggest hypocrite on the planet? Yes. Kind of. I mean, it’s a title she shares with every Trump sycophant. But, she’s firing intelligence officers for sending sexually explicit messages. Hmmm… Who does she work for, again? Who did she endorse? I forget. Mr. Grab them, where? How many times has he been in court for assault? How much does he owe E. Jean Carroll? —If you are dumb, you turn to online advice columnists to solve your extremely dumb problems. Such is the case of one woman, who turned to Dear Abby, and asked her if she should divorce her husband. Why? They haven’t had sex in over 10 years, and he’s manic and has threatened to kill people. Wow, what a great fella! She should probably stay with him forever! Not. Ugh. Walk, girl. Walk. —Where do we get our medical information? TikTok. Because why wouldn’t we? A random video went viral, and started a discussion about body temperature. Because of course it did. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 614: An Iconic Restaurant on Death’s Door 38:30

منذ 11 يومًا38:30

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00:00 Introductions 00:36 Kim Sae-ron 06:38 Gangnam Style singer, PSY 13:41 Social Security & COVID 19:30 Trump Lies 21:26 Hooters 28:39 Free Palestine 33:34 Pete Buttigieg —Kim was a beautiful South Korean actress who took her own life. Why? Because she had a bit too much to drink one night, got behind the wheel of her car, hit a power station (or something like that), and was arrested for DUI. (Or OWI, whatever it’s called where you live.) Long story short: she brought shame upon herself, and had to check out. That boggles my American mind, because here, we put drunks in all sorts of positions of power. Hey, gorgeous South Korean actresses who like to imbibe alcohol: move to the U.S. of A. We won’t mind your habits. Side discussion: Hawk Tuah girl, her crypto, and disappearance. —Staying in South Korea, PSY, the singer behind the enormous hit ‘Gangnam Style,’ lost weight recently. He posted a picture of his new self on social media, and was praised and embraced for his efforts. Lol, j/k. He got shouted at, shamed, and issued a semi-apology. What is wrong with society (and celebrities) that we shame them for getting healthy, and they feel the need to apologize for not being fat anymore? Happened to Adele, and probably one or two others. Dumbest thing, ever. Side discussion: obesity, and all the ways we’ve danced around the subject due to political correctness. —Social Security has been saved, everyone! It’s solvent again! Why? Covid! So many people passed away that Social Security saved $205 billion! Silver lining to the pandemic! Side discussion: viewer comments. —While campaigning, Donald Trump said things like Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security wouldn’t be touched. He also said he never heard of Project 2025. Well, now he’s in office, and he’s done a 180. Just like anyone and everyone with an IQ higher than that of a turnip knew he would. —Oh no, one of the worst restaurants chains of all time might file for bankruptcy! Where will I see women that rank between 5 - 6 on the hotness scale and food that ranks below Denny’s on the flavor scale? Seriously, how did it say in business this long? —Last week, an overly passionate (yet under-educated) commenter started crowing about Palestine. No nuance, just nonsense. So, let’s talk about Israel, Palestine, and the Gaza conflict. —Mayor Pete should’ve been the nominee in 2020, because we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in now had he been. Is he gonna run in 2028? He’s certainly making overtures. The far left is insane; Obama has called them out in the past, and now Pete Buttigieg is hitting them. This is a good thing. This is a very good thing. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 613: Funny Stories 35:09

منذ 18 يومًا35:09

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00:00 Introductions 00:52 Dajua Blanding 06:31 Draft Kings 09:54 Tom Brady 11:21 Kayla Nicole 15:42 Bras 17:34 James Carville 23:21 Anna Paulina Luna 24:57 Drag Queen Story Hour 27:52 Shark Attack —Given the state of things since the inauguration, people have been down in the dumps. Well, we’re here to change that this week, with stories focused on hilarity. —Morbidly obese rapper Dank Demoss ordered a Lyft. When a normal-size sedan showed up and refused to let her attempt to squeeze in—She weighs almost 500 pounds—she threw a fit, and filed a lawsuit. Then, she went on The Breakfast Club podcast and couldn’t fit into their normal-size office chairs. They had to get her a couch. And just like that, she handed Lyft the clip they needed in order to win their case. “Your honor, she is so amazingly fat that she doesn’t even fit into a chair. Our driver was protecting the integrity of his shocks, wheels, suspension, frame…” What does she rap about, anyway? Cake? Going off a livestream comment, Jake discusses the meaning behind “Free Palestine.” —A new survey shows that more and more, people look at gambling/sports betting as an investment. Like a 401K. I mean… I knew we lived in a country full of morons, but this is where we’re at: putting $50 on the Super Bowl is gonna pay the kid’s college tuition, apparently. Speaking of the Super Bowl, Jake lost money on the game; take that, Jake’s kids! —Was he the worst sports announcer of the year? Maybe. He was definitely the worst football announcer, because for the love of God, he can’t say “pass.” Brady spent too much time in Boston, and now he has enough of that Boston accent to be annoying. How has no one sat him down and taught him how to speak? Jesus. —Travis Kelce played like garbage in the Super Bowl. Is that sexist to say? If the answer is, “No,” then why is it automatically assumed it’s sexist for people to have an opinion about his ex? —A livestream comment takes nathan by surprise, and gets both nathan and Jake giggling furiously. —It’s conspiracy theory time! James Carville wonders if there’s a “plant” in the DNC trying to see what stupid things he can get them to do. I mean, that has to make sense at this point, right? They just lost, big time, and the response is to double down on the stupid shit that lost them the election? Obsessing over non-binary equity instead of the overall economy isn’t going to win votes, dummies. —Who is stupider, MAGA politicians, or the MAGA faithful who vote those stupid, stupid, oh-so-stupid people into office. Loyalty > Intelligence, as proven time and time again with these incredibly dumb people. —Once again, a child has been abused by a Drag Que… Oh, wait. It was another Christian leader. It’s always a member of the church abusing kids. But sure, focus on the Drag Queens. —The United States tries so hard to have bragging rights when it comes to the dumbest people on the planet, but, man… Canada is giving us a run for our money. A Canadian woman wanted a selfie with a shark… …and had her hands bitten off. The stupid is off the charts here. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 612: The Speed of News 34:06

منذ 24 يومًا34:06

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00:00 Introductions 01:15 Tariff Followup 03:21 Plane Crash Followup 06:59 Kanye West 13:20 Trevor Noah 24:00 Oh, Canada 29:30 The Super Bowl —Trump was going to drop tariffs on China, Mexico, and Canada. Everyone (except his lapdog-sycophant Republican legislators) said it was a bad idea; he said, “It’s happening…” And the markets reacted by tanking. So, he called everything off, and declared victory. Our president, ladies and gentlemen. —Speaking of our president being super smart: after the tragic helicopter/plane crash in D.C., he said, “It’s DEI.” Well, a slew of white pilots later, one safety switch turned off, and a helicopter flying 300 feet above its fly zone… Oops. It’s funny, because he created blame, anger, and victimization for no reason. —Everyone’s favorite anti-Semite is back in the news! Kanye went on a hate-rant on Twitter, and the world screamed in horror. Come on… we don’t expect this from him by now? This isn’t news. We hit quite a few live chat comments during this segment. Jake compares Kanye to Mel Gibson and his racist rants using the n-word, and nathan compares Kanye still being able to stream music to notorious perverts who still get played: R. Kelly, and Michael Jackson. People separate the art, from the artist. —Ah, crybabies. Is there anything they won’t cry about? Oh, right. No. They’re crybabies. Trevor Noah made a joke about illegal immigrants voting for Grammy winners, and referenced the fact cocaine is produced in Columbia. What happened? Ten of the stupidest people on the planet jumped on Twitter to whine. Meanwhile, the actual president of Columbia, Gustavo Petro, said, “Cocaine is no worse than whiskey.” Should it be legalized? Should drugs be legalized? Maybe, as long as they don’t do it like Portland, Oregon did. They decriminalized drugs, and gave homeless people more power than taxpayers. Odd choice, and it didn’t work out for them at all. —Elon Musk is currently showing the world that he’s an even bigger a-hole than you ever thought, which is amazing, considering everyone knew he was a pretty big a-hole to begin with. Well, Ontario Premier Doug Ford decided to act, and is voiding a $68 million contract with Starlink, a Musk owned business. Good on ya, Ford. We also talk about cuts to USAID. —We recorded this before the Philadelphia Eagles DOMINATED the Kansas City Chiefs, but now that it’s over? Wooooo! Thank. God. Everyone is so sick of the Chiefs, and man, it’s sad that Kelce seems to have lost some of his sense of humor. Patrick Mahomes took a joke question about refs in stride, but Kelce pouted. Fly Eagles Fly. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

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Episode 611: ForkLyft 27:22

منذ 29 يومًا27:22

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00:00 Introductions 01:03 Plane Crash 03:42 DEI 09:39 Harvey Weinstein 11:03 Chinese Incels 16:01 Dank Demoss 19:15 Anti-Abortion States 21:12 Tariffs —The crash of American Airlines Flight 5342 is a tragedy. There’s no other way to describe it. Families are devastated, and will forever be changed. So, naturally, the media is trying to cash in any way they can. Clickbait headlines are generally awful, but when they’re used to take advantage of something this horrific, it makes people want to believe in hell, that the “reporters” might burn their for their sins. Gibson Johns—if that’s a real person an not a handle given to an article written by AI—and E! News (which should be in quote, “News”) cashed in my offering a scary headline about a chilling photo by one of the victims of the crash, a teenage boy who will be missed by his parents for the rest of their lives. It’s disgusting, and Jake has special words regarding the “reporters” who seek out families after a tragedy. —Speaking of cashing in on a tragedy, Donald Trump once again showed his complete inability to lead with grace, or compassion, turning an awful situation into an opportunity to rally his political base using anger, an ignorance. Blaming the crash on DEI right out of the gate was a bold move, but red meat the dumbest of the dumb could lap up like the dogs they are. In an interesting twist, however, he threw “dwarfism” into the mix as one of the reasons the plane crash happened. Interesting. —A couple episodes back, Jake said Harvey got out of jail. nathan was dumbfounded, “How did I miss that?!?” Turns out, nathan missed nothing! Harvey is still locked up in Rikers Island, just like he deserves to be. —Oh, China… You best America in so many ways—bullet trains, airports, education… and now, INCELS. Yes, while our INCELS go on rampages, and hurt people, yours go look at panda bears. Dammit, China. Stop being better than us. —Dank Demoss is rapper who hates several things: salads, walking, and reality. Dank weighs 489 pounds, and thinks that if she orders a Lyft, she should be able to get into whatever arrives, be it a Honda Civic, or a Mini Cooper. When her ride arrived, the driver took one look at her and said, “Nope. My shocks and tires can’t take that kind of abuse,” and locked her out. Naturally, this caused Dank to have a “come to Jesus” moment, where she turned her life around, began eating right, and exercising. Of COURSE I’m kidding. She’s suing Lyft, because personal responsibility doesn’t exist. —Is an exodus taking place from states with impossibly restrictive bans on women’s health? The Los Angeles times thinks so. Why? Because speculation, that’s why. In an article heavy on thoughts and light on facts, it is opined that a less than 1% population departure from states more interested in fairy tales than medicine, means it’s got to be because of a political wedge issue. Great job, Los Angeles Times. Way to waste column space. —Well, things are gonna get interesting. Despite anyone and everyone with an IQ above that of your average turnip understanding that tariffs make things more expensive for the consumers of the country applying said tariffs, Donald Trump announced 25% additions to Mexican and Canadian goods, and 10% on Chinese imports. What was the immediate reaction? Trillion-dollar hedge funds started taking out massive shorts on the American Economy. In 2008, a few wise men beat the crap out of the banks and made hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars off their stupidity. Now, the American people will lose, and rich look to get richer. Yay. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 610: Week One 35:04

منذ 6 weeks35:04

35:04

00:00 Introductions 01:00 Donald Trump 10:06 Elon Musk 18:36 Afghanistan 25:55 Winter Tips 32:35 Netflix —He’s back! Donald Trump is president again, and things are going just swimmingly. Remember that whole, “I have no idea what Project 2025 is?” Lol, ah, good times. What lies. Well, the Project 2025 is in full effect, with Trump signing a slew of executive orders, all designed to lower the price of eggs. No more DEI, pausing federal hiring, and, in a bold move, raising the price of medication for those in need, and granting pardons to people who assault police officers. —We turn to the live YouTube comments, and someone asked what we thought of Elon Musk and his very blatant Nazi salute. Live chat was moving fast, so we handle a lot of comments here. —Well, once again, we’re hanging our allies out to dry. Whenever we enter another country, we tell the citizens, “Hey, help us. We’re the good guys. We’ll take care of you in the back end.” And then we never, never, do. We just leave them. How/why anyone trusts us is beyond me. (Jake gets pretty upset by this story.) —How do you survive the bitter winter chill? We have an article full of tips for you. And no lie, number one is important. (So stay tuned.) Side note: We do briefly touch up on the TikTok ban, and why it’s stuuuuuupid. —Netflix is raising their prices. Again. Which is why I cancelled them years ago. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

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Episode 609: Caitlin Clark & Carrie Underwood 36:35

منذ 7 weeks36:35

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00:00 Introductions 00:18 The NFL 04:25 Ryan Caldwell 10:45 Caitlin Clark 17:19 Carrie Underwood 25:21 Starbucks 29:36 L.A. Landlords —What happened? Seriously, what happened? The Packers were never gonna go far in the playoffs, but the entire NFC North collapsed! The Vikings and Lions both went one-and-done. The Lions were supposed to dominate! Ugh. Side discussion: TikTok is gone! Banned! It’s… Oh, wait. By the time we were finished recording, it was back. Booo. —Eagles Superfan Ryan Caldwell was caught on video being quite naughty. He called a woman in Green Bay Packers garb a no-no word; the one women really (REALLY) dislike. The internet hunted him down, and got him fired… Which is hilarious, not because his own actions came back to bite him in the ass, but because a 50+ year-old white fella was a DEI consultant. Holy, poop. How funny is that? “Hey, we need someone to help this company with diversity, equity, and inclusion. We need more people of color, more women, more members of the LGBTQ community… Let’s hire an old white dude to help!” Just silly. —WNBA phenom Caitlin Clark has a stalker. Well, she probably has several, but one of them, Texas resident Michael Thomas Lewis, was just arrested for harassing her. When standing before the judge, he shouted that he was guilty, so the judge entered a plea of “Not guilty” for him. What? Why? He admitted to guilt! Throw him in jail. This stupid legal system of ours… —Shocking update! Carrie Underwood, a country star with many MAGA fans, is going to perform at Trump’s inauguration! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING??? Naturally, liberal crybabies don’t like this development, so they jumped online to whine. So dumb. —Starbucks has issued a new company policy: you have to buy something to sit in their stores and use their internet and/or bathrooms. What? Shocking! The most logical corporate policy is coming back to Starbucks? How dare they be reasonable?? —How do you screw up a story about price gouging? By writing it from a point of view that tries to create sympathy for the ultra-wealthy. Landlords in Los Angeles are hiking rent prices to take advantage of people having lost their homes… But they’re renting mega-mansions at higher prices than they used to. Oh, and maybe poor people are getting taken advantage of, too. Maybe. They didn’t really look into that. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 608: L.A. Fires 35:41

منذ 8 weeks35:41

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00:00 Introductions 01:36 Blake Lively 10:57 Drone vs. Plane Wing 20:22 Alec Baldwin 25:58 Donald Trump —How much is enough? You’re a rich movie star, so you need more? Blake Lively says that the slander campaign against her hurt sales of her hair and beverage products. Which, it might have done. Or, people just weren’t interested in her hair and beverage products. It’s a bit silly, but, so is life. —Because they’re kind people, Canada has sent firefighting planes to the U.S. to help scoop and dump water on the flames. So, naturally, one of them is currently out of commission, because it hit a civilian drone doing lookie-loo nonsense. In the chat, a commenter who worked on these planes gives insight into what happened. —Well, the accidental death Rust lawsuit has ended, and Alec Baldwin is in the clear. Which means he wants to move on with his life, right? Nope! He’s going after the prosecutors, for prosecuting him. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for him. —Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America. Which is hilarious. Good for him. The Panama Canal, Greenland, this… The best part of it is: feckless Republicans go along with every one of his dumb ideas, because he’s a toddler throwing a tantrum, and they’re cowards. Side note: remember “Freedom Fries?” Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 607: ISIS in America 33:57

منذ 9 weeks33:57

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00:00 Introductions 0:150 Shamsud-Din Jabbar 14:38 DEI in Universities 21:50 Brad Spafford 28:41 Alfred Rava —We begin with apologies. We know we’ve mentioned this several times over the past several weeks, but Jake and his family (wife, two kids, two dogs, cat) are moving. They just got to their new house, which means the first half of craziness has passed, but as we record, they’re in the second half of insane. Things are in boxes, the kids are noisy… there’s a lot going on. HOPEFULLY, next week, Jake will have all his audio issues taken care of. Cross your fingers, and thanks for your patience. —Is there a bigger douchebag out there right now than Shamsud-Din Jabbar? Sure, historically, there are bigger losers, but at the moment, this guy is the absolute worst. Thrice divorced, failed businesses, and does he look in the mirror and pick the common denominator, him? Nope! He lashes out at the world around him. Ugh. Such an a-hole. Makes me wish I believed in hell, so I could find peace in the knowledge he’s down there right now, waiting for Trump and his ilk. We also discuss (and praise) Master Sergeant Matthew Alan Livelsberger, who took himself out in Vegas. He didn’t go on a rampage, and target innocent people, he ended his problems the right way, but removing himself from the game. Good on ya, Master Sergeant. —The University of Iowa is dialing back its DEI courses. That’s a win for conservatives, right? Well, not really. A university with 33,000 students is cutting programs that, combined, had less than 60 students. So… Yeah, that’s just a good business move. “Oh, no one is interested in this? Yeah, cut the program.” —Speaking of douchebags… Brad Spafford has a lawyer, and that lawyer is a big one. Brad Spafford seems to have issues. He has a hobby of making bombs. Lots and lots of them. And I’m not talking about movies that don’t make back their budget. The FBI found out about him, arrested him, and a lawyer is arguing for his release into society. Dude is the biggest walking red flag you’ve ever seen, and a lawyer wants him walking around unfettered. Yay. —Speaking of douchebag lawyers, Alfred Rava appears to be an enormous one. He files lawsuits for incels against businesses that dare to offer a “ladies night,” in order to attract customers. Apparently the weakest, most pathetic man-boys on the planet are threatened by women getting a dollar off the drink you’re probably going to buy for them anyway, and think it should be illegal. Why? Because when women go to a bar, men go to a bar. They go to a bar and talk to women. But not man-boy incels. No, they’re afraid of women, so instead of allowing normal men to enjoy a night at a bar full of women, they sue. And Alfred Rava takes the case. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 606: Blake Lively Strikes Back 39:30

منذ 9 weeks39:30

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00:00 Introductions 01:53 Blake Lively 12:40 Donald Trump Trolls Denmark 17:33 Matt Gaetz 23:48 Dumb Voters 32:15 The Death Penalty —Happy New Year! Up front, we berate all the podcasts who are on vacation and running old episodes. They’re all lazy, and not worth listening to. We also quickly touch upon unsung hero Luigi Mangione, who was arrested in the McDonald’s where Amy Vevera worked as a teenager. (For the record, Amy wouldn’t have snitched.) —nathan cannot explain why he’s so interested in this story, but he is. Hollywood is an interesting animal, with publicists creating narratives that seemingly have nothing to do with reality. Man-bun douchenozzle Justin Baldoni apparently went after Blake Lively over the summer, and she just hit back, hard. With behind-the-scene texts and messages, it looks like she’s going to do to Justin what Dominion did to Fox News. —Come hell or high water, the United States will own Greenland! And the Panama Canal! Not really, but it’s funny (sad) that whenever Trump so obviously trolls, the media falls for it. And, not just the media, Denmark has upped defense spending to shore up Greenland. Which, if the U.S. really wanted it, means the invasion would take 5 minutes, instead of 5 seconds. A side discussion involves nathan’s travels to Japan, and Guam, and his visits to businesses of ill repute. —Talk about luck… The House Ethics Committee released the damning report on Matt Gaetz, and he is offended. Everything we all suspected is apparently true: he drank, did drugs, and slept with teenage girls. (Or, at least one teenage girl.) But, hey: don’t compare him to an Uber driver, because that would be unfair to the Uber driver. (They’re kind, upstanding citizens. Unlike Gaetz.) Also: why don’t Matt Gaetz and Hunter Biden have their own reality TV show? Give ‘em both money and drugs, and let them do what they do. Eff the Kardashians, I’d watch the Gaetz/Biden show all day long. —A couple weeks ago, really dumb Union Steelworkers were upset, because they supported Trump in the election, but then Trump said he wouldn’t support a merger that would protect steelworker jobs. Now, NYC Firefighters, who for years have watched Republicans fight healthcare benefits for 9/11 workers, are shocked and upset that Republicans stripped benefits from the latest budget bill. Look, there’s nothing wrong with voting Republican, just know exactly whey you’re doing it: you don’t care about anyone but yourself, and you’re rich. That’s it. Maybe you hate the LGBTQ community, sure, but if you’re middle or working class, and you think voting Republican will help you? Well, it’s sad/funny that reality is now biting you in the butt. Also: is college important? Republicans say, “No!” unless it’s their kids going. And foreign workers with good degrees. Then, “Yes.” Hypocrisy? Of course! The foundation of the Republican Party. —Speaking of hypocrisy… Joe Biden removed 37 of the 40 criminals on Death Row (federal prison), because the death penalty is bad. Oh, but he left the 3 fellas on, because what they did was REALLY bad. And by that, I mean, “political reasons.” Because ethics and morals have nothing to do with politics, which is the only reason anything gets done in Washington. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 605: Adult Content in Florida 38:59

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00:00 Introductions 02:34 Florida 12:29 Elon Musk 23:16 NCAA 33:53 Hawk Tuah —In the intro, we apologize for the audio problems YouTube was having during our livecast. Sadly, there’s nothing we can do when YouTube glitches. We also discuss Jake getting drunk and watching the Detroit Lions pound the crap out of the Chicago Bears. —The number one adult website in the world has put Florida on notice. As of January 1, 2025, P0r*hub (sorry about that; trying to play it safe for YouTube’s horrible algorithm) will no longer be clickable in Florida. Why? Well, adult websites think their idiotic, “Click here if you’re over 18” is enough protection to prevent kids from seeing adult content, and Florida thinks you should have to scan a government issued ID in order to access certain websites. Both sides are wrong, and we make fun of the topic as a whole. —Far-too-liberal Huffpost ran an idiotic article saying Elon Musk posted “racist” images of Elizabeth Warren. Did he? Eh. He posted images, sure, but to immediately jump to “racism?” This is why no one takes Huffpost seriously. Like Fox News is an echo chamber for stupid people, Huffpost is an echo chamber for crybabies. Anyway, Elizabeth Warren said she had Native American ancestry for years, and Elon simply made fun of her for it. Big whoop. A side discussion involves the DNC, and there propensity to help the candidates they like, vs. the candidates the general public wants to elect. —NCAA president Charlie Baker testified before Congress, and it was a poop-show. He wanted to talk about the twin problems of gambling (as it relates to college sports/athletes), and harassment of female athletes. What did Republicans want to yell about? TRANS ATHLETES! Complete a-hole Josh Hawley made certain of two things: One, he would get his idiotic soundbites on the air. Two, the facts wouldn’t get told. Watching a congressional hearing is fascinating, because what happens live vs. what the media shows is two different things. Narratives are spun, and stupid people remain angry over stupid things. —Speaking of stupid people, did Haliey Welch pull a fast one on the dumbest of the dumb? She put out her own cryptocurrency. It shot up in value, and then immediately collapsed. The creators got rich; the general public lost money. Is it a conspiracy? Is it stupid money buying crypto from someone made famous for a quick quote on a viral video? Should federal investigators be involved? All these questions and more, answered. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com #new #trans #politics…

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Episode 604: The McDonald’s Snitch 38:45

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00:00 Introductions 00:56 Corporate Comedy 06:24 Young Love 14:01 Nancy Parker 22:04 Hoax 25:33 Jersey Drones 30:02 Alex Jones 34:17 Sophie Rain —nathan had a corporate show the other night. How did it go? Let’s listen in… We also discuss the fact Jake is moving. —Right off the bat, we jump into viewer comments. A 19-year-old kid wants to know if he should marry his girlfriend. Do teenage marriages work? Generally, no. But, miracles do happen. —Is Nancy Parker the worst person on the planet? Well, probably not. Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson… they all still exist. But, still. Parker is still pretty awful. She turned hero Luigi Mangione in to the police. Why? Who knows? I guess she hates America. And heroes. —Sometimes, things are too good to be true, and that’s the case here. nathan found a hilarious tweet by “YesMadam,” a company that said it laid off a slew of workers… But, sadly, it turned out to be a hoax. —We jump into the comments to discuss the drones over New Jersey, Frank Stallone, and aliens. —Living proof that there is no God, Alex Jones got a win in court this week. While The Onion should get all rights to Infowars, a judge allowed a sham nutrition company paired with Jones to sue and put the bid on hold. Jake explains why, and it makes sense, sadly, but still… —Sophie Rain is a Christian. Which, naturally makes her a hypocrite. She’s an OnlyFans millionaire, but it’s OK, because God is very forgiving. So, no matter what your sin is, you’ll be forgiven. Or something like that. To be fair, no one should think anything involving consenting adults is a sin. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 603: Hawk Tuah Crypto & KISS Wigs 37:40

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00:00 Introductions 01:29 United Health CEO 03:33 We Are 100 06:04 Hawk Tuah 17:40 KISS 27:56 Jason Zugai 32:48 Mitch McConnell 33:14 Hunter Biden —Anthony Eugenio joins the idiots. —It was all the rage last week, but we really don’t spend a lot of time covering the death of Brian Thompson. We do find it incredibly amusing that Internet Slueths, who ALWAYS find the identity of mysterious (or, more often than not, racist) people (Karens) online, are taking a pass on hunting down the hero who put a CEO in his forever box. —How dumb is Nathan? Very dumb. He had to be reminded that he wrote a book about vigilantes who took out horrible people, and that book literally opens with someone blowing up a group of healthcare executives. Life imitating art… If only I could get a modicum of attention for being ahead of the curve. —Jake is in love with Hailey Welch. nathan is decidedly agnostic, with a slight lean to the negative. She had a great moment, and good on her for cashing in on it, but why does anyone want to listen to anything she says? And for the love of God, why would anyone by crypto from her? Apparently people lost thousands of dollars, and they couldn’t have deserved it more. Gambling on crypto is dumb enough. Doing so because of an influencer? Beyond dumb. Also: Jake wants you to watch the documentary, “Sour Grapes.” —You wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world, KISS… …is being sued by a former employee. Specifically, their wig handler. David Matthews has worked for KISS since 1992, and according to the lawsuit, put in 12 to 15 hour days. Question: doing what? He was their wig wrangler. That should be 15 minutes of a day, total. Put wig on rockstar, poof it up. Rockstar performs live, takes wig off, hands it to you. Done. Apparently Matthews was worried about COVID protocols not being followed to the letter. I’m sure he has a lot of close friends and well-wishers. People that whine incessantly usually do. —Is Jason Zugai the dumbest person on the planet? Well… maybe not dumbest, but he’s pretty close. He’s a the VP of the United Steelworkers union. Because he’s dumb, he endorsed Trump. Now, Trump is opposed to a merger that would help the Steelworkers, and Zugai is upset. Oooh, you didn’t see this coming? The guy who never paid his workers, not having the back of the working man? You have to marvel at the stupidity. —Sometimes, I wish I was a Christian. Because then I could believe in Hell. And then I’d feel comfort in knowing that Mitch McConnell will burn for all eternity because of his evil ways. Mitchy is upset, because two Democratic Federal Judges announced their retirement, then decided to stay on the bench after Trump won the election. Mitchy thinks they’re hypocrites. Mitch McConnell. Mr. “We can’t appoint a Supreme Court judge in an election year when Obama is president, but can absolutely appoint one as Trump is leaving office.” —Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter. nathan understands why, but thinks it was a dumb, awful move. Jake is more forgiving. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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Episode 602: Election Lies 37:25

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00:00 Introductions 01:33 Kamala Harris 05:21 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 11:20 Elon Musk 20:30 Baldvin Oddson 25:53 Rudy Giuliani 28:44 Donald Trump 33:30 Harry & Megan —It’s a dead heat! Kamala is ahead! It’s tight! All lies. According to new information, internal polling by the Harris campaign showed them perpetually behind Trump. The whole time. Even when the media was saying she was ahead, they knew they were losing. But, gotta get those donations, so you can’t tell the public that. Even better, a list of potential Democratic candidates for 2028 has… *drum roll* Kamala listed first. Oh, DNC… is there any way you won’t try shooting yourself in the foot? —AOC removed her pronouns from her Twitter bio. This is a solid move, and me like. The idea that everyone should announce who they are at every moment of every day is just absurd. Even though Democrats didn’t run on a progressive agenda, they were saddled with the blue-haired land whale label by the right, and it stuck. If AOC, a founding member of the Squad can see the light, maybe there’s hope for the future. A quick side discussion involves a discussion of Black Lives Matter signs being taken down from storefronts. —Elon Musk put Ben Stiller on blast! Or, so the headlines say. In reality, it’s just a Tweet. Here, the idiots discuss the level of slurs used in popular culture, as well as the idea “You couldn’t make that today!” when it comes to Hollywood movies. A side discussion involves social media censorship, and how to get around the horrible, horrible algorithms TikTok and YouTube use to silence people, and stifle self-expression. —CEO Baldvin Oddson fired 90% of his staff for missing a meeting! That’s what the headline screamed. What’s the real story behind the clickbait? They were mostly unpaid interns working for an online instrument store. This ain’t Fortune 500 corporate evil, it’s nonsense. —Rudy Giuliani is broke. He hitched his wagon to an evil horse, told lies, and got caught. It’s a good day when bad things happen to deserving people. —Good news, everyone… Donald Trump is going to let the world know just how bad fentanyl is. How? He’s invented the “Just say no” campaign, 40 years after it first appeared, and failed. Trump plans on taking out ads, telling people that fentanyl is a bad drug. Well, good for him. Hopefully his campaign makes the world a better place. —The world’s most annoying royal couple, Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex, Megan (Meghan?) Markle are back. After failing with their podcast and… well, pretty much everything else they’ve done, they’re now exec producing a show on Netflix that revolves around everyone’s favorite sport: polo. And, even though they once renounced their royal titles, funnily enough, they’re still using fancy names in the show credits. How odd. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com #news #comedy #funny…

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Episode 601: Alex Jones is Still Horrible 37:00

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00:00 Introductions 01:35 Unalived by Dog Pills 05:25 Alex Jones 11:18 Election 2024 16:31 Conceptual Art 20:33 Spotify 23:46 Matt Gaetz 27:09 Mike Johnson 28:32 Trans Issues —Have you ever overdosed on a dog medication? Jake has, because he likes to live life to the fullest. Even if it puts him into an almost life-ending coma. It’s also the title of his newest (first) comedy special, and we give it a little promo here. —Alex Jones finally got what he deserved when the Sandy Hook families won a $1.5 billion settlement against him. His assets are being sold off, and in a move inspired by God, The Onion bought Infowars. But, because the worst of humanity doesn’t go gentle into that good night, Alex is suing the Sandy Hook families, and his supplements company is filing to have the sale overturned. Hopefully these lawsuits turn out the way they should, and everyone involved with Alex and his anti-human ways gets an incurable disease and suffer a painful, prolonged demise. —Kamala lost, but was it a mandate? As the votes continue to be tallied, it’s closer than ever. What looked like a rout is actually, while still a victory, only occurred with a popular vote difference of 2,000,000 people. We’re a divided country, and 70+ million are either ill-informed, hateful, or stupid. I’m not sure that says good things about us. That said, Kamala spent money like an idiot, and made some really dumb, repeat-of-what-Hillary-did-in-2016 mistakes. Dumb. —An idiot duct tapes a banana to a wall, and someone pays $6.5 million for it. What a time to be alive. —We discussed this last week (or, recently, at least), but Spotify doesn’t pay artists anything. Lilly Allen makes more taking pictures of her feet for Only Fans than she does for streaming her songs. We ramble down a tangent of streaming services, musicians, Napster, and Metallica. —Matt Gaetz was up for Attorney General, and then dropped out. Now, he’s on Cameo, with George Santos. Why did Matt drop out? Because he’s (most likely) a criminal, and a pervert, and a pedo. A congressional report on his after-hours activities was about to expose what everyone knows, but what the worst of the worst people choose to ignore: that he paid underage girls to sleep with them. That is both (a) illegal, and (b) creepy and wrong. Your Republican Party, ladies and gentlemen. Tangent: Spotify, Sirius/XM, and Pandora all treat comedians worse than musicians. Ask me how I know. —Religious hypocrisy is an interesting thing. Speaker Mike Johnson claims to love Jesus, but supports politicians and policies that are 100% anti-Christian. We offer a small quiz asking why. —Last week, we stumbled our way through a conversation about transgender kids. Jake had a thought, and a listener countered that thought with an article. So, once again we wander into the never controversial and always fun topic of transgender children. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com…

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