Episode 91 – Feeling Gutttttural

Hip and the Lip

The Hip and Lip make their triumphant return for Episode 91. Or have they just started projecting into the void that they have emerged? Just like riding a bike for the fellas as the Hip attempts to control the spasmodic cacophony of the Lip, and ohhh gawwwd the Lip hasn’t lost his slurpy touch. After the Lip labors his John Tavares metaphor of number 91, and a reminisce about the NBA Topshot from Episode 90, the boys proceed to wallow in the misery that is NY football. Will Rahjizz come back or is this the end? Will the Giants fire everyone and hire Pete Carroll as the Lip suggests (or why not full circle with the Jets?). But would the diminutive Carroll fit the coaching profile that the boys have decided is a requisite for great head coaches. There is a correlation between hefty, girthy coaches and winning! Eureka! Rex Ryan back to the Jets! After the Lip steers the Knicks thread awry in musing about Darren McFaddens’s calf muscles, which leads to a rousing round of, “Who was the Raiders QB,” the Hip tells Metropolitans fans that Uncle Stevie’s money leading to Soto was inevitable while the Lip gently mocks the lack of “hipsterdom” for this iteration of the Mets. By the way…can the Hip name all of the active, immaculate starting pitchers. A tribute to Charlie in the form of a prior thread about the ultimate World Series losing MVP.