Hidden Valley Ranch Flavoured Ice Cream, Woman Finds Mummified Missing Husband in her Attic, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Jars of rainbows!
• Age differences can be fun!
• Foot taps = sexy bathroom encounters!
• Amy Sedaris night!
• Dave was a funeral director! (WHAT??!!)
• Leonard's lack of poop! (UPDATE: He pooped on Saturday morning!!)
• Dave knows nothing about cash apps!
• Generational Karens!
• "Pump Up the Volume" kicks ass!
• Weird ice cream flavours!
• Delicious and disgusting Jelly Belly jelly beans!
• Beanboozled is gross!
• Snakes!
• Free Chicken Big Mac (it was gross)!
• Coke vs New Coke!
• Screw Diet Coke!
• Always pay the snake handler!
• Dave was a funeral director! (AGAIN??!!)
• Mummified Christmas ornaments!
• Hoarder homes and sewer gas!
• Hot lumber jack!
• Poison fish!
• New Fecal Flakes Cereal!
• Bobby's Bidets and Leslie's Linens!
• Nasty food!
• 500,000 Hours of stupidity!
• The earth is a tad older than that...!
• Crunchy socks!
• Nose picking!
• Booger flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans!
• Please share us with your friends!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Anti-LGBTQ Tennessee Republican hits up twink on Instagram!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• "Pump Up the Volume" Samantha Mathis' weird mouth acting!
• Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream!
• Always pay the snake handler!
• Woman finds mummified dead husband!
• Incredibly hot lumberjack!
• Penises are getting longer!

Music Credit!
Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/

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