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Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Tensions with the USSR and Russian are a real issue. However, the newly minted SCP Foundation receives a call from the USSR to ask for assistance with an anomalous issue that they can’t solve on their own.

The SCP Foundation sends their “finest scientific minds” to assist. They have a great deal of cattle winding up dead lately near the city of Urkutsk. However, the last corpse was found with no head…but a very strong heartbeat.

Anyone in the room with the cow for 30 minutes loses their mind, so the USSR has been afraid to even cut it open. Thus, the SCP Foundation comes in!

What is behind this strange decapitated cow? Who will the SCP Foundation send to aid the USSR? How does this cow still have a heartbeat? Why should you not sass a Russian general when you’re in the thick of the USSR? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

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Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel

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Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer