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Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Site 69 has dispatched a squad to a small village in northern Portugal. Unlike most times, this team has a military babysitter. Not the standard Foundation leadership. It shows.

They are investigating a meteorite that crashed just outside of said village. When they arrive, there appears to be a very large rock at the bottom of the crater, and the entire village is in attendance.

Before too long, it becomes apparent that not everything is what it seems with this “rock.” Especially the fact that it appears to be a large testicle underneath the surface.

What is this meteorite? Who is this militaristic leader? What is anomalous about this particular item? What is the best way to deal with a fascist? What’s the perfect furniture setup for a small fleshy room? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer