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The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
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المحتوى المقدم من Apocalypse Video. يتم تحميل جميع محتويات البودكاست بما في ذلك الحلقات والرسومات وأوصاف البودكاست وتقديمها مباشرة بواسطة Apocalypse Video أو شريك منصة البودكاست الخاص بهم. إذا كنت تعتقد أن شخصًا ما يستخدم عملك المحمي بحقوق الطبع والنشر دون إذنك، فيمكنك اتباع العملية الموضحة هنا https://ar.player.fm/legal.
Please…sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. I’m your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow disciples with New York accents, Mike and Ryan.
Today, we will be reading from the Book of Marty. Chapter 19, Verse 88: The Last Temptation of Christ.
Topics of discussion in this sermon include how Jesus basically walks around throwing glitter in the air as he runs through his greatest hits of miracles; we wonder why every woman at this time is named Mary; and finally, Jesus has his own Inner Light* episode as he learns one of the most important lesions in religion: always be sure to ask an angel for their I.D.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com
That’ll do it for this station of Apocalypse Video’s Jesusary. When we return, we will be concluding our observance of this most holy month with a page from the Book of Murphy: Chapter 19, Verse 93 - RoboCop the Third (aka: RoboCop 3).
*See Season 5, Episode 25 of Star Trek: The Next Generation (coming to a future Trek-Cast near you!)
Today, we will be reading from the Book of Marty. Chapter 19, Verse 88: The Last Temptation of Christ.
Topics of discussion in this sermon include how Jesus basically walks around throwing glitter in the air as he runs through his greatest hits of miracles; we wonder why every woman at this time is named Mary; and finally, Jesus has his own Inner Light* episode as he learns one of the most important lesions in religion: always be sure to ask an angel for their I.D.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com
That’ll do it for this station of Apocalypse Video’s Jesusary. When we return, we will be concluding our observance of this most holy month with a page from the Book of Murphy: Chapter 19, Verse 93 - RoboCop the Third (aka: RoboCop 3).
*See Season 5, Episode 25 of Star Trek: The Next Generation (coming to a future Trek-Cast near you!)
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المحتوى المقدم من Apocalypse Video. يتم تحميل جميع محتويات البودكاست بما في ذلك الحلقات والرسومات وأوصاف البودكاست وتقديمها مباشرة بواسطة Apocalypse Video أو شريك منصة البودكاست الخاص بهم. إذا كنت تعتقد أن شخصًا ما يستخدم عملك المحمي بحقوق الطبع والنشر دون إذنك، فيمكنك اتباع العملية الموضحة هنا https://ar.player.fm/legal.
Please…sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. I’m your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow disciples with New York accents, Mike and Ryan.
Today, we will be reading from the Book of Marty. Chapter 19, Verse 88: The Last Temptation of Christ.
Topics of discussion in this sermon include how Jesus basically walks around throwing glitter in the air as he runs through his greatest hits of miracles; we wonder why every woman at this time is named Mary; and finally, Jesus has his own Inner Light* episode as he learns one of the most important lesions in religion: always be sure to ask an angel for their I.D.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com
That’ll do it for this station of Apocalypse Video’s Jesusary. When we return, we will be concluding our observance of this most holy month with a page from the Book of Murphy: Chapter 19, Verse 93 - RoboCop the Third (aka: RoboCop 3).
*See Season 5, Episode 25 of Star Trek: The Next Generation (coming to a future Trek-Cast near you!)
Today, we will be reading from the Book of Marty. Chapter 19, Verse 88: The Last Temptation of Christ.
Topics of discussion in this sermon include how Jesus basically walks around throwing glitter in the air as he runs through his greatest hits of miracles; we wonder why every woman at this time is named Mary; and finally, Jesus has his own Inner Light* episode as he learns one of the most important lesions in religion: always be sure to ask an angel for their I.D.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com
That’ll do it for this station of Apocalypse Video’s Jesusary. When we return, we will be concluding our observance of this most holy month with a page from the Book of Murphy: Chapter 19, Verse 93 - RoboCop the Third (aka: RoboCop 3).
*See Season 5, Episode 25 of Star Trek: The Next Generation (coming to a future Trek-Cast near you!)
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Now that Jesusary is behind us, we’re free to watch the movies that the Wasteland really cares about: 70s cult flicks with goofy looking gangs and memorable one liners. God Bless. I’m your host and War Chief, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and emissaries Mike, Ryan, Nick, and Cody. Topics of discussion in this episode include a breakdown of the disappointing fight between the much hyped Baseball Furies and The Warriors; we wonder which of us is lame enough to be part of The Orphan gang; and finally, we get into the crazy behind the scenes happenings on The Warriors , including the crew getting peed on by angry New Yorkers. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com Which gang in The Warriors do you think you’d be part of? Me? I’m that guy who pays the turnstile for the rest of his gang buddies. That’ll do it for this episode, folks. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to get our asses back to Sector 2, because we’re twenty seven miles behind enemy lines and we refuse to take off our Apocalypse Video polos!…
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Please…sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. I’m your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow disciples and former Splatterpunks, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Today, we will be reading from the Book of Murphy. Chapter 19, Verse 93: RoboCop the Third. Topics of discussion in this sermon include the kidified take on everyone’s favorite ultra-violent 80s action hero; we wonder if Lewis should have become a RoboCop; and finally, we ask “Do Japanese Androids Run on Cigarettes?”. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com And thus concludes Jesusary. All rise…and go out into the Wasteland better people. And don’t forget the teachings of our Lord and Savior, RoboCop, who told his disciples: “ Stay out of trouble.”…
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1 The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) 1:08:56
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Please…sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. I’m your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow disciples with New York accents, Mike and Ryan. Today, we will be reading from the Book of Marty. Chapter 19, Verse 88: The Last Temptation of Christ. Topics of discussion in this sermon include how Jesus basically walks around throwing glitter in the air as he runs through his greatest hits of miracles; we wonder why every woman at this time is named Mary; and finally, Jesus has his own Inner Light* episode as he learns one of the most important lesions in religion: always be sure to ask an angel for their I.D. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com That’ll do it for this station of Apocalypse Video’s Jesusary . When we return, we will be concluding our observance of this most holy month with a page from the Book of Murphy: Chapter 19, Verse 93 - RoboCop the Third (aka: RoboCop 3 ). *See Season 5, Episode 25 of Star Trek: The Next Generation (coming to a future Trek-Cast near you! )…
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1 Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979) 1:00:39
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Please…sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. I’m your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow mistaken Messiah’s Mike and Ryan. Today, we will be reading from the Book of Python. Chapter 19, Verse 79: Life of Brian. Topics of discussion in this sermon include how hype-trains can often kill a classic ( especially comedies ); we trace a ton of modern comedy tropes back to the Python’s; and finally, we wonder why the Python’s thought lisps and cross dressing were the zenith of comedy. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com That’ll do it for the second station of Apocalypse Video’s Jesusary . When we return, we will be dropping the comedy and putting on our serious faces as Martin Scorsese regales us with the story of The Last Temptation of Christ .…
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1 The Passion of the Christ (2004) 1:04:01
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We hope you all had a safe and relaxing holiday…because it’s time to put on your church clothes and listen to the sermon of Apocalypse Video, as we bend our knee to the angry letters of the religious community and start a whole new monthly promotion: Jesusary. A month filled with nothing but Jesus-related content, ranging from his brutal crucifixion, to that one time that Willem Dafoe played him and Harvey Keitel was his best friend, the Brooklyn-sounding Judas. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow heathens and blasphemers, Mike and Ryan. Topics of discussion in this episode include Ryan’s dismal AMC Passion experience; we all go “ huh…? ” as Jesus is depicted, apparently, as the inventor of the Chair; and finally, we take a look at the accolades The Passion of the Christ received - mainly how it performed in the most prestigious of award shows: the MTV Movie Awards. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com That’ll do it for the first station of Apocalypse Video’s Jesusary . When we return, we will be visiting the second station of Jesus content with Monty Python’s Life of Brian . See you next Sunday.…
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Why, hello there. And welcome back to the exciting conclusion to the Apocalypse Video Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy . I’m your host, Dave Davey, and oooh boy, have I got a third act for you! It seems old Michael had accidently left a window open when the boys recorded the last Jack Frost episode–err, that is, the one with the killer mutant snowman. And ooooh, wouldn’t ya know it…he came down with the dreaded Captain Trips. With Mike gone and Nick unavailable, how the heck were Dave and Ryan gonna save the Christmas Special?! Heh heh heh, don’t worry, listeners. After all, this is a Christmas Special, and Christmas specials always have a little secret ingredient… a happy ending. Topics of discussion in this episode include a film with a ton of credited writers ( which is always a good sign ); Ryan reveals when he officially became a man and left childhood behind (... by walking out of Jack Frost and into a showing of Stepmom ); and finally, we wonder exactly how popular snowman jazz can possibly be. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com What was your favorite visage of Jack Frost? Was it the non moving mutant snowman from ‘97 or the black eyed, computer generated nightmare from ‘98? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya! That’ll do it for the Apocalypse Video Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy . Thanks for joining us, folks. We hope you had a good Christmas! Until next time, I’ve been Dave Davey, and it’s time for me to sign off from my remote cottage in the frozen secluded wilderness of the northern wasteland. Happy New Year!…
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Nothing says Christmas like Road House! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we gather around the bandstand and throw beer bottles at the chicken wire are fellow cinephiles and Double Deuce regulars Mike, Ryan, and special guest: Cody. Topics of discussion in this episode include how Road House is basically John Wick for bouncers; we lament the transformation of the Double Deuce from a divey road house to a glorified TGI Friday’s; and finally, we touch on the Jake Gyllenhaal remake and how it lost the spiritual and philosophical center that made the 1989 film such a classic ( also, how it cast Connor McGregor in a lead role…BIG mistake ). Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com That’ll do it for this action packed interruption to our regular Christmas programming. We hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And don’t forget the one who made all of this holiday cheer possible…Brad Wesley. After all, there wouldn’t be a JCPenney in the greater Jasper area without him!…
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Why, hello there and welcome back. What…? Did you really think that was the end of the Christmas special? Heck, no! We’re only up to Act II. And I hope you went to the bathroom between episodes, because this next part of the story may make you pee your pants a little…and believe me, I know a thing or two about peeing your pants. I’m your narrator, Davey, and I’m gonna tell you about the time that Dave, Ryan, Mike and Nick watched the 1997 snowman slasher Jack Frost . Topics of discussion in this episode include a 90’s video store staple that feels like an R-rated live-action Goosebumps ; we pour one out for the troubled production of Jack Frost and it’s inability to conjure snow for it’s winter setting; and finally, we raise an eyebrow at the film’s suspicious wiki entries and wonder if the film’s director is rewriting history. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com What are your favorite holiday slashers? Are you a Jack Frost fan or are you one of them Gingerdead Man freaks? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya! That’ll do it for Part 2 of our Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy . We’ll be back before ya know it with the 1998 box office blunder, Jack Frost. Cya then, folks!…
Well, hi there! The name’s Davey - Dave Davey - and I’m gonna tell you the tale of the Apocalypse Video Christmas Special…that almost wasn’t. It seems that the store manager at Sector 2’s favorite video store got word that people were getting just plain fed up over all the themed episodes this year. And wouldn’t ya know it, he went and decided to cancel the year end Christmas Special! Thankfully, Mike, Ryan, and Nick put their brains together and came up with a plan to save the annual Christmas Special from the tyranny of that Grinch-like store manager, Dave. So put in your earbuds and sit a spell, while I recount the magical tale of Apocalypse Video’s Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy. Topics of discussion in this episode include the freakish and terrifying introduction of our titular hero; we debate the practicality of January Junction’s “Ice Money” system; and finally, Dave takes Pardon-Me Pete to task and accuses him of being a narcissistic con man. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com What are your favorite stop motion Christmas specials? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya! That’ll do it for Part 1 of our impromptu Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy . We’ll be back in a jiffy with the 1997 slasher schlockfest , Jack Frost . Cya then, folks!…
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1 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) 1:18:05
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Evil has finally found a home. The year is 1993. The Friday the 13th series has been dormant for four long years. Paramount is out . New Line Cinema is in . What does this maverick film studio responsible for bringing us the likes of Freddy Krueger have planned for one of the most popular cinema icons of the 1980s? Well, I’ll tell ya…...demon worms and Hell , babyyyy! Bring on the Fan-Fictioney nonsense!!! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we gulp down some demon worms are fellow cinephiles and hellspawn Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include more false advertising as to the final-ness of Jason’s demise; we ponder the convoluted details of the sting operation set up by Crystal Lake’s SWAT department; and finally, I guess Jason is into BDSM now…? Sure, why not? Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com. What are your thoughts on Jason Goes to Hell ? Was this a low point in the franchise or a shot of black goo that the series needed? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya. That’ll do it for this obligatory installment of our ongoing Friday the 13th series. Join us next time as we watch from ringside as two horror icons go head to head in the fight of the century with Freddy vs. Jason . Whoever wins…we lose.…
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Well, it’s December, and the holidays are officially upon us. Am I excited, you ask? Well…no. To be honest, this time of year always gets me nervous. All the pressure to deliver on a fun holiday themed episode after the combined promotions of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest and Shocktober?! It’s enough to drive a video store manager/podcast host insane! If only there was a sports film with an inspirational speech that could cure me of these pre-show jitters… I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we form our own bobsled team are fellow cinephiles and disgraced former Olympians Cody and Janna. Topics of discussion in this episode include a sports movie that has it all, including a highly Disney-fied version of the real story; we wonder if Sanka secretly sabotaged the group’s chances at the Gold; and finally, I notice a startling sound effect make an appearance from a certain Galaxy Far, Far Away… Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com What are your favorite “Based on a True Story” stories? Did Disney embellish too many details or did they not embellish enough? Let us know! That’ll do it for this week’s episode. Until next time, Keep Watching The Schweiz……
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Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1977’s The Spy Who Loved Me Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike and Jackie Big Headed Henchman - Ryan Mission Objectives: Analyze whether Roger Moore is fit for duty as he appears to be 49 going on 69. Determine whether or not Jaws, in addition to biting the necks of his victims, is also eating them. Attempt to ascertain why so many henchmen continue to sign on for these increasingly outlandish bad guy plots. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com. Where do you land on The Spy Who Loved Me ? Great Bond film? Or the Greatest Bond film? Let us know! The Apocalypse Video Bond Cast will return as we go where no Bond has gone before with… Moonraker .…
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Theorizing that one could review enough movies to resurrect the art form, video store manager David Snider stepped into the Hilton Star Trek simulator…and vanished . He awoke to find himself trapped in the past reviewing movies and shows that he'd never seen, and driven by an unknown force to bring Cinema back to the wasteland. His only guide on this journey is Janna, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Dave can see and hear. And so Dave finds himself leaping from show to show, striving to review what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next review will be for Avatar 3. I’m your host and leaper, Dave, and joining me on my first Quantum Leap are fellow friends from the future Janna and Mike. Topics of discussion in this leap include an analysis of that terrible Season 5 remix of the Quantum Leap theme song; we collectively thirst over the sex icon that is Al Calavicci; and finally, we take a brief look at the amazing life of radio sex therapist and trained sniper, Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com What are your thoughts on the Season 5 theme song? Horrible abomination or misunderstood classic of 90’s television? Let us know! And thus concludes our first leap. We’ll return with another adventure just as soon as we can get Chad back online. He’s been so temperamental ever since we installed that Sarcasm upgrade.…
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Family is forever. On tonight’s episode we return to Rob Zombie’s Haddonfield where we get a front row seat inside the mind of Michael Myers; a mind filled with white horses, flashbacks, and more David Lynchian imagery than an episode of Twin Peaks. It’s Halloween II… again. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we prepare to drink the Halloween II kool-aid are fellow cinephiles and Rabbit in Red Lounge regulars, Ryan and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include how Halloween II is a gorier, yet somehow less disgusting sequel ( at least as far as the white trash element is concerned ); we breakdown the differences between the Theatrical slash job ( no pun intended ) and the Unrated Director’s Cut; and finally, Sam Loomis morphs from a man who wanted to protect the world from Evil into an asshole who only cares about the benjamins and how good he looks on TV. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com What are your thoughts on Rob Zombie’s Halloween II ? Unnecessary sequel or underseen masterpiece? And so concludes our trip into the mad mind of Rob Zombie. The Apocalypse Video Halloween Retrospective will return with an all new reboot as we tackle the final(?) leg of our journey through Haddonfield with David Gordon Green’s Halloween . See you then, kiddies!…
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Evil has a Destiny. If there’s one thing scarier than Michael Myers, it’s the Harvey Weinstein produced era of the Halloween franchise. Strap in for some white trash horror as we travel back to the year 2007 and see what Mr. Rob Zombie has in store for us with his much maligned remake of Halloween . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we sift through mounds of candy corn to get to some real candy are fellow cinephiles and former Smith’s Grove patients Ryan and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include how Rob Zombie turns Michael’s origin story into more of a twisted superhero tale; we wonder where Michael Myers is getting all of that protein powder in the sanitarium; and finally, we ask - Is Michael Myers one of only two patients in Smith’s Grove? For real, we see one other patient in the entire movie and she exists simply as rape fodder for a couple of white trash scumbags. I mean, what the hell is with this movie?!?! Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter , Like Us on Facebook , or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com Where do you land on the Rob Zombie remake? Inferior remake or superior reimagining? Let us know ( but one of those answers is wrong ). The Apocalypse Video Halloween Retrospective will return with an all new Halloween II with… Halloween II (2009).…
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