The long awaited next installment of the Harry Potter as told by a guy that doesn't have a clue what he is talking about. This one was pretty tough particularly without any alcohol. Ashley pretty much carried this one and informed Jordan that several key moments actually take place in other movies. Also there are some Weasley brothers called Bill a…

A very laid back episode this week as we didn't really cover anything specific. Just catching up with each other and you all. We talk about a really great email we received that made our little hearts burst with joy. We also talk about a the Conqueror Challenge that Ashley is using to help hit her fitness goals and get dope ass medals. Links: Ashle…

A great guest this week with Ellie Wallwork! We have covered an episode of Call the Midwife she starred in. She is an actress, a singer, and a Eurovision fan. Also she is blind. She also had a role in the film Imagine which we covered as well as an episode of Doctor Who which we talk about in this episode. This was a ton of fun to record and we hop…

We went to Europe! It's.. Kinda.. We really just watched Eurovision! Which was totally awesome and totally weird. Also when you watch with friends that discuss it becomes surprisingly accessible. This is a pretty good primer for folks that have seen that Will Ferrell movie but don't have any other experience with Eurovision. Also we are super excit…

It's time for Harry potter Again! This time it's the Goblet of Fire. Which is definitely not the Goblin of Fire. In this one we learn that the Chalk Brothers and the defeaters combined are still no match for our main girl Fluta Licker. Naturally. We also learn that the Chalk Brothers are definitely a thing and they are really important in this movi…

Super special guest episode this week with producer Tony! It's time to ask some questions about accessibility and their experience with movies and games of all kinds. We touch on what going to a movie theater is like and the challenges that come with that. An obvious one for anyone that knows Tony but we also talk board games and accessible design.…

Another season coming to an end here with this wrap up episode. We cover some of the brief moments in your favorite shows that featured blindness. We also run through this season and look back at how these shows all could have been so much worse. Big Announcement Time! Next season we will be covering Stephen King and all things related to his work.…

We finally did it! Scent of a Woman Time! After many requests it's here. Content warning as this film and our episode deal with self harm and suicide. Who the hell knew that Pacino won an Oscar for this? Al Pacino has always looked 100 years old. It's packed full of pretty good confidence advocacy and weird old man aggression. We probably missed so…

Spicy episode for you all this week as we watched an episode of Call the Midwife. It was all about that thing where folks assume the abilities of people with disabilities. I mean what the hell, her own sister tried to get her baby taken away cause she was blind. Gross. Also we are in the middle of the audio description awareness challenge. Use the …

It's Curb time again this week except this time with added artificial blind flavor. We watched a few episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm that featured a blind character. As with most things and us our feelings were mixed.... Some really funny stuff mixed with poor assumptions about what blind folks are capable of. Also don't forget about our interview…

Well it finally happened, we did a whole ass episode on HBO max. Why you ask? Well it's because they got their dicks sued off and were literally forced to give a shit about blind folks. They did a ton of really great things but also completely missed the mark on a few. We had a ton of fun recording this episode but Jordan is being a typical whiny b…

We are all over the place this week! It's a party because the ladies over at HBO actually pulled through with the audio description being added to their service. This excitement carried through the episode, not that it takes much for Jordan to yell into the microphone. We also watched and talked about a movie, Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights.…

Well this episode got a bit more serious than either of us expected, even though the movie was really great. Some great actors from Parks an and Recreation fame are in our movie this week called My Blind Brother. We explore several of the common blind struggles and tropes in this one. Asking for help is difficult, not knowing the motives of folks a…

Alright y'all it's a bit of an anniversary episode this week as guide dog Frisco came into Jordan's life three years ago this month. For this episode, we watched the film Pick of the Litter. The movie covers a litter of pups moving through their process of becoming guide dogs at Guide Dogs for the Blind. We had a ton of fun watching and recording t…

A bit of a weird one this week with a film that most of you probably can't watch. If we find a way for y'all to see it we will definitely share it. Join us at a blind school where we learn a little about sighted folks trying to tell blind folks how to live. You might guess this inspired some yelling from Jordan. We also touch on a guest spot we wil…

I'll bet y'all forgot there was a blind kid in Dumb and Dumber. Well, leave it to us to remind you. While we were both quite familiar with this national treasure already, it was still a super fun episode. Which of us is more Harry and more Lloyd? Also could they have put even one attractive person in this movie? Jordan is not a fan of "90s" hot gir…

It's ya bois, back at it week after week. We have a bit of a shorty for you this week BUT we have a guest in the studio for the first time ever. One of our avid listeners chats with us about In The Dark and her experience dating a blind guy in her younger days. We discuss several talents that blind folks seem to share and maybe some not so good tra…

Well this has been a long time coming, it's time for In The Dark. Stop reading this and go watch the first episode of this show. We've heard so much about it and were absolutely surprised by it. Being rude as a blind person is cool again. We are finally moved in to our new home and trying to minimize the chaos, we hope to be in better social media …

What up, it's ya Bois, the hot blind guy and the funny gal. We back as absolute super heroes. We are both using Jordan's improved hearing and sense of smell to go off on a 40 minute tangent at the beginning of this episode. Strip clubs! Hot insurrectionists! Eventually they talk about Daredevil, the show. The kids are voracious readers, check their…

Welcome back y'all. RIP Jordan, Ashley killed him for being an asshole. Lucky for you he's got multiple lives and here be his redemption arc. This is your semi regular update on audio description. We also introduce our new regular segment where Jordan asks Ashley what things and people look like. Let's be honest though it's just mostly Jordan askin…

Talk about robbing someone blind. It's Don't Breathe this week. There is a TW: for r*pe which we discuss VERY briefly. Audio description is back through the Spectrum access app which we discuss briefly. Also some pretty killer dog discussion in this one. Remember to share us! We are a small team and love providing this content. Follow us on Faceboo…

See! Is the name of this Apple TV show we watched. Like holy heck it's a world full of blind folks. We also talk about using polite words vs angry words when advocating for yourself and Others. Banana pancakes in this week's recipe corner which isn't a thing. But maybe it should be? As always share with a friend and help build our wonderful family!…

BAM! Season two coming at you. We recorded this episode in international waters so we can't be prosecuted. Also it's Step Brothers in case you didn't catch the references. This episode is mostly about why the hell there is the weird blind guy joke. Or is it a joke? We really aren't sure. Also covered is the importance of caring for vintage Playboys…

Sight Attendant and the Prisoner of Things Inside a Tree. Back at you with Harry Potter this week for a final hiatus episode before season 2 begins. Time travel and being bad at remembering this movie made for a fun time, for Jordan. Ashley gets to sit politely and not make fun of Jordan too much. We save a hippogryph, learn that rats can be people…

We are back at you with some more fun between seasons. Jordan regales us with another exciting rundown of what he recalls of the next Harry Potter film, The Chamber of Secrets. Christmas time is here and somehow Jordan wasn't hungover after recording this episode. Dear God, for some reason we decided to drink Bud Light tall boys and talk about Harr…

We talk about Harry Potter while also acknowledging that Also JK Rowling is a TERF heap of garbage. Join us on a magical journey through wizarding tales told by a guy that saw the movie once a handful of years ago. The vague almost knowledge spins a tale unlike any you've heard before. Enjoy and get excited with us as we start the new season and pr…

It's time to bring the era of Cage to a close. In this part two of Con Air we find out what happens to a plane full of convicts. We also find out what happens in a world full of people that say weird things to Jordan. There's some small talk including a review of some murder documentaries we've watched and some we are looking forward to. Don't forg…

"Con" means convict this week with our long haired beauty in Con Air. Jordan was very surprised by the number of huge stars in this one. He fully endorses this one as "star studded". It may or may not be Ashley's favorite Nic Cage ever, don't judge her. We also found some audio description for once, outside of the service we streamed it on. This ep…

Jordan and Ashley are confident men this week with another cage classic flick, Matchstick Men. They learn to scam members of the public and tell you how you can do this too. An episode wouldn't be complete without a side of Nic freaking out in a film. We are also critical of the writing and its adherence to the DSM -5. Blind content this week inclu…

The gang is back at it getting more political than ever before... That is to say hardly political in our Cage film for the week Guarding Tess. In this flick, Nick is a secret service agent and some lady (Shirley MacLaine) as the former first lady. We both spent some time trying to decide if this was a comedy or drama (listen and find out) We also i…

We put on our super suits this week and jumped into Kick Ass. What the hell was our problem not seeing this when it came out? This was actually reasonably easy to follow without audio description. We also covered some Stephen King that Jordan has been reading and an Atrocity Guide video about Phoenix Jones, a real life super hero. Links: The voice …

Join us for an evening of magic with everyone's favorite sorcerer Nicolas Cage! In some of the strangest audio description yet we found some minor enjoyment. Join us as we delve into the secretive world of magic with The Sorcerer's Apprentice. We also found out that we would have a new president in the middle of this episode so there may be a bit o…

This week we've got statues of liberty, we've got desks, we've got Big Bens, and some books that hold secrets. The kids are back with some intense election coverage featuring everyone's dream president, Nicolas Cage. It's National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets and boy was it a wild and highly familiar ride. Jordan gives us a list of animals he doesn'…

8mm is the film this week starring your main man Nic Cage. There was no avoiding a penis joke. Trigger warning for extreme violence, self harm, extreme sexual violence. A little tough to keep things on the lighter side with a film about a snuff film but somehow we do it. Private investigator Nic(Tom) must find the origins of this murder film and Jo…

Hey there! Back at it again with the absolute madness of the film Mom and Dad starring our favorite boy Nic Cage! This one was extremely difficult to watch and extremely difficult for Ashley to describe. This boi was heavy on the violence, particularly toward children. We also chat about some covid silver linings for folks with disabilities, and Wh…

Coming at you with some bees this week. The much discussed the remake of the 1973 Wicker Man. Not as hot as some of the other films we have watched, but also not as horrid as the other films we have watched either. We touch on its similarities to Midsommmar and we get another blind character! Well blind twins actually. We also chat about people fir…

We did it! In this milestone episode we join Nic Cage in looking to the future in what was a mildly confusing action film called Next. More action means more difficult to understand without that sweet audio description. We also touch on the classic MTV dating shows Next and Room Raiders. We discuss the strange ways blind people are treated, and Jor…

Welcome to the second episode of Unattended in which your hosts talk about whatever they want. It also happens to be the first episode of October which is Meet The Blind Month! This episode finds them discussing the NFL and how commentating in sports is basically audio description. We are also talking beers and the Untappd app. Links Meet the Blind…

It’s here! We finally experienced the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force. In what turned out to be much more difficult to get through than we could have imagined, we were able to find a couple of alright moments. The brightest side ended up being that the movie had audio description at all. We also talk about Dance Dance Revolution, selling anti…

Listen along as we run through our most action packed film yet, Face/Off turned out to be even crazier than Ashley could have imagined. Unfortunately this is another one that fell short by not having audio description. Given the main plot point Jordan had a surprisingly alright time. We also hit on some weird serial killer stuff from Ashley's home …

We continue the spooky theme with this week's title, The Frozen Ground, staring Nicolas Cage (of course), John Cusack, Vanessa Hudgens, 50 Cent (with a mullet), and Hank from Breaking Bad. A little too spooky, considering this is based on a true story. True crime time! This was another tough one to watch without AD (audio description) but was offer…

Join us while we kick off spooky season with this Halloween Nicolas Cage film, Pay The Ghost. Jordan delves into what it is like to experience horror films since losing his sight, including Pay the Ghost, Midsommar and Hereditary. Usually we watch so you don't have to, but we found it pretty scary and worth the watch. Don't get too creeped out, jus…

Surprise! Here's your first bonus mini-sode where your hosts chat about non Nicolas Cage related things! In this episode we cringe over past politicians trying to relate to "The Kids". We also talk about Pokemon Go! and the inaccessibility issues it poses, along with other iOS apps/games. Mentioned in the episode: Ashley's Pokemon Go! friend code: …

Join Jordan and Ashley in a discussion of this Nick Cage classic in what turns out to be not so difficult explanation of Angelina Jolie's terrible hair. Remember to "like"/subscribe/follow @sightattendant on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. SEND US AN EMAIL sightattendant@gmail.com Please, for the love of all that is good, share us with y…

Learn how blind people can see angels in this review of City of Angels. This late 90's romance sees Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan transcend reality and planes of existence for their love, set to a 90's-tastic soundtrack. Hear such hit as "Iris" by the GooGoo Dolls and "Uninvited" by Alanis Morissette in this film. Remember to "like"/subscribe/follow @s…

Intrigue and mystery abound this week as we follow the clues with Nick Cage in National Treasure. We find out the real treasure was the Nick Cage we found along the way. Jordan celebrates that AD is available for this movie and discusses the audio description in greater detail. Remember to "like"/subscribe/follow @sightattendant on Facebook, Twitte…

Join us as we go back to the beginning, for both Nick Cage and Jordan. Time travel back to Ridgemont High to one of Nicolas Cage’s earliest bit roles and hear Jordan’s blindness origin story. Remember to "like"/subscribe/follow @sightattendant on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. Credit is given to tim.kahn for the 'ding' sound in the begi…

Join Jordan and Ashley in their first episode as they explore how blind and sighted people consume media. This podcast will explore the entire Nicolas Cage catalogue, starting here with Between Worlds. Remember to "like"/subscribe/follow @sightattendant on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. Credit is given to tim.kahn for the 'ding' sound i…