From Hard To Kill to Jack Strang - All American Hero. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the shortest version of Psycho ever seen and why Tom Cruise and a chicken are interchangeable. "YOU get a dead nurse, YOU get a dead nurse..."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Under Paris to I'll Have Some More Pineapple, Hedgehog. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what the people of northern Scotland got instead of The Matrix and Raquel Welch's rock music confusion. "Every woman is a bontempi organ waiting to be played."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Never Say Never Again to Jellyfish Must Die. In this episode - the 50th EPISODE JAMES BOND SPECIAL - Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why a dismissive Frenchman is standard issue equipment for a spy and the greatest videogame ever made. "Barbara, changing a tenner."بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Invitation to Stamp 'Em Out, Scamp. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the healing power of Miley Cyrus and an intrusive camera obscura. "Hello, segregated eating areas!"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Abigail to Croc Around My Heart. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELEANOR MORTON discuss, among other things, what would drive a bear to kill and the Michael Gove/Tina Turner connection. "I'm going to respectfully milk Lindsay Lohan."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire to Snakes On A Stage. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why you always check your equipment before you ascend Cliff Richard and the cutting edge research that turned TLC into En Vogue. "No one give her a tissue, she's a star."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Weird Science to You Can't Spell Passchendaele Without Passion. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the perils of tightrope walking four at a time and Jimmy Stewart's infamous contractual demands. "Why don't you cock off?"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Airport to (Barking Seal Noises). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSAN MORRISON discuss, among other things, the cake related rumours about Noel Coward and Ryan Gosling; overly chatty driver. "No, I'M pregnant with Dean Martin's baby!"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Silver Bullet to The Moth-er Of All Trials. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Julie Andrews being stalked by dogs and a Korean mentor's questionable skills with women. "Mental illness is a rainbow."بقلم Stu & Joe

From District B13 to Water Chess: The Eternal Dance. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why The Sugarcubes soundtrack New York's descent into chaos and why the Smurfs were being hounded by the British police. "The Bat Unbugger button didn't work."بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Lavender Hill Mob to Pull The Otter One. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the best way to watch Kung Fu Panda 4 and the importance of checking your pod for boy bands. "Those Norwegian sets of cheekbones harboured murderous desires."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Saltburn to Sherpapotamus 2. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest DAVE JOHNS discuss, among other things, the vulgar lyrics of Lionel Bart and aborigines on hoverboards. "It's like I've been pied in the face by the world's shortest Mongolian clown."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Force 10 From Navarone to You Can't Beat A Anteater. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, some very upsetting angels and the world's itchiest dancer. "Look out, he's on your 12."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Drive Away Dolls to To Gazelle And Back. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Zoltar influenced 90s rap music and more realistic post-kill wisecracks for Bruce Willis. "What's new, Mola Ram?"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Dune 2 to The Niagara Falls But The Heart Rises. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Al Pacino can provide you with crystal clear picture and sound and what can go wrong when two gentleman golfers become infatuated with the same girl. "I'm gonna take a snoring machine and I'm gonna tut."…

From Wicked Little Letters to Flying Respect. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how the Jaws novel could have been made better and why Taylor Swift is a liability to the British Security Services. "Models love heraldry."بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Hitcher to The Day The Panda Dream Died. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when French royalty strikes a blow for American feminism and the volcano musical we've all been waiting for. PLUS - the winners are announced for the only awards that matter; ours. "How many Meg Ryans is too many Meg Ryans?"…

From California Split to Coronation Beaver. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest GAVIN WEBSTER discuss, among other things, the magic of hearing Guns n Roses underwater and Leslie Phillips rampaging through the streets of New York. "What do you mean Lewis Collins said no?"بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Devil Rides Out to Bronkowitz & The Fish. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Vincent Van Gogh; SoCal Dude and a baguette...somewhere in the trees. "Thank you, Scientology."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Poor Things to Bear With Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Arnie inflames racial tensions in Brooklyn and the greatest Scottish movie that you've maybe forgotten about. "All Donats have holes."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Shattered to Slumming It. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the second life of Oskar Schindler and the injustice of Posh Splash winning an academy award. "I'm incorrigible."بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Magnetic Monster to Silverback Racer (with Klingons). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BEN CROMPTON discuss, among other things, the outdated bigotry of Spiderman and why hippies always spell trouble. "Welcome to the Budd-osphere."بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Taking Of Pelham 123 to Too Fast, Too Fuhrer-ous. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the dumbest Native Americans in history and the city of New York having a bad hair day. "It's the Union Jack waistcoat, isn't it?"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Salem's Lot to Flamin-go And Save Your Life. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Disney's most pornographic movie and a Marvel hero's religious epiphany. "It is my pleasure to serve. Waft arms."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Next Goal Wins to Bats For Christmas. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PIPPA EVANS discuss, among other things, Andie MacDowell's pubic grenade and Marilyn Monroe keeping a safe distance from the AT-ATs. "Mighty chilly on the beach, you know."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Basic Instinct to The Watergate Plumbers: Patching That Leak. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the meanest prison ship in all of space and how the Gremlins killed a medical career. "Action Jackson!"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Falling For Christmas to Summer School Terror Of The Wind. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSIE McCABE discuss, among other things, Tom Hanks in a turkish prison and the easiest possible choreography in Footloose. "Why won't pigeon people make friends with me?"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Single All The Way to Out For A Hippopotamus On The Titanic. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PAUL McDANIEL discuss, among other things, what would make kids pray for the Child Catcher and the immortality of wombats. "Skin that sheep in a sexy way."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Renfield to A Sheepload Of Trouble. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Eddie Redmayne doesn't deserve to be the new Robin Askwith and the importance of not being near a hungry Jeff Goldblum. "I need a block of ice and a big knife and I need you to act surprised."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Oppenheimer to Eucalyptus & Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, John Wick in Greenock and why you should end The Italian Job early. "I didn't know I'd have to shield you from the ugly truth of the coke fuelled disco 70s."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Invasion of the Body Snatchers to The Vulture Club: Did You Really Want To Eat Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Indonesian gangsters are no match for Gene Kelly and what if Johnny Utah was way past his prime. "Ever the master of understatement was Dizzy Gillespie."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Dream Scenario to The Greatest Of All Time. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Sandra Bullock embarrasses herself and what happens when you disturb Woody Allen's egg. "Happy Fourth of July, Mr Bear!"بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Bourne Identity to Dr Serious & The Big Hairy Spider Of Love. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, several episodes of "Your Dad Remembers..." and the box office poison of Charles Dance. "I'll be sitting here with my forbidden thoughts about Rosie Hetherington."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour to One Prick Against Thousands In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the availability of mascara after the apocalypse and how Q department is sick of your shit. "A vision In chiffon and silk."بقلم Stu & Joe

It's an Oscars trivia special - a little earlier than normal - listen with baited breath as Stu & Joe struggle with utterly useless information. Play along at home and see if you're less useless. PS - thank you for all your emails, we very much appreciate them and we'll address as many as we can when we return.…

While the main show takes a small break, (back soon), enjoy this little snatch of inane, trivial mutterings which was deemed too inane and trivial for our trivial and inane show. Play along if you like - no cheating.بقلم Stu & Joe

From Escape From New York to Dear Argentinians, One Hump Or Two. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brad Pitt & MLK's landmark love affair and the three types of Gene Hackman. "Reasons."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Paranormal Activity to Seahorse, See Die. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, whales in witness protection and Mandela's scheme to become Iron Man. "Back and to the left."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Knock At The Cabin to The Cold Heart Of Sean Connery. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the damage Tom Cruise can do from five miles away and Andrew McCarthy's tragic spinal injury. "Mmmmm, NIGHT Shyamalan."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Talk To Me to Untitled Judy Dench Parrot Horror. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MARY BOURKE discuss, among other things, the stench coming off Joan Crawford's coat and the defiant war criminal Maggie Smith. "It spits me out in the middle of Idaho."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Glen Or Glenda to Britain First, Komodos Last. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, James Stewart being stalked by a tiger and why once you've cried to Debra Winger, nothing else will do. "Pull the string!"بقلم Stu & Joe

From King Of New York to D.I.Why? In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the potential ubiquity of Flubber in the horror genre and Al Pacino as a sexy, undercover horse. "You're living in the egg of your own self-deception."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Leon to The Long Neck Of The Law In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the sexual lessons of The Poseidon Adventure and what Rutger Hauer can get for a dollar. "Plink plonk."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Let The Right One In to Sloth: The Cuddliest Sin In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Bobcat Goldthwaite is Jimmy Stewart's inevitable future and a catalogue of head injury impressions. "Hilarity ensues."بقلم Stu & Joe

From The Meg 2: The Trench to Dumbo In A Jumbo: Air Force Mummy Schwarzenegger In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest KIM ASKILL discuss, among other things, a narrow escape for John Candy and why Barbie has fewer and fewer fingers. "C'mon, suckle on my teats."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald to Up In The Way You Will In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ROB DEERING discuss, among other things, keeping it Garland and why a pigeon would do a double take. "See it, Say it, Behead it."بقلم Stu & Joe

From Possessor to Polar Bear In The White House In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the filthiest Julie Walters movie ever made and Kenneth Williams as Hannibal Lecter. "I'm not a bird or a plane, I'm a human being!"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (spoilers) to Why Don't You Love My Unconventional Family. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Roger Moore's questionable tuk tuk talk and the perils of a jury trial, monkey style. "AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH, My oversized head bones!"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Brick to We'll Miss You, Jackie Chan In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, adding early hip-hop to Spock's funeral and the musical genius of ... Mel Brooks. "Hey Sal, how come there's no Australian singers on the wall?"بقلم Stu & Joe

From Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to Ocean's 8 In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Mrs Doubtfire; Presidential Assassin and Footloose the Kevin Bridges Edition. "Take a breather Betty, you've got 4 more."بقلم Stu & Joe