It's faded and a little dusty. A faint odor of ash and stale rain rises to meet you as you sink into the well-worn crevasse. The edges of the cushions are frayed, but years of use have rendered them incapable of bestowing anything but unparalleled comfort. The crack of a fresh beer breaks your concentration. You shift in your seat and a forgotten Xbox controller clatters to the ground. Someone is sparking up a J. Your homie leans over so you'll hear him over the soundsystem. There's nowhere ...
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Bernie and Dre watched the new Civil War movie so that you don't have to, and clown on slumlords, the Druids and Wizards of SLC, Caroline Gleich for US Senate, "Rose" by Sig Sauer, and the disturbing vibe heading into White Boy Summer 2024. Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "White Boy Summer" by Chet H…
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Bernie and Dre return from the future to skitz out about Bigfoot, UFO, self-immolation, fake elections, and Shooter Season '24 in the inaugural episode from the new Spidercouch Collective studio in The Avenues, SLC. Show Notes https://www.ksl.com/article/50875572/does-bigfoot-live-in-utah-you-be-the-judge Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation S…
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Bernie and Dre host Special Guest Branch to talk sacred numbers, poopoo weed, schizo-solipsism, and how the legacy of our ancestors speaks through our bloodlines. Check out this one-of-a-kind Spidercouch interview with a bona fide druid to blow your mind right open just in time for the New Year. Music Cred: "...And We Thought That Nation States Wer…
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Bernie and Dre vent their frustration about positive dog training, marketing scams, cheap customers, science bros, and the scourge of email jobbies who keeps us from skiing and looks down on us humble blue collar folk. Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Detroit Basketball" by Bad Bad Hats Show Notes ht…
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Bernie and Dre make their triumphant return after Dre's bout with COVID and Bernie's no good, very bad, terrible, awful, work schedule to talk SLC's mayoral wrapup, Kissinger resting in piss, Argentina's new chad president, the trannyfesto leak, and whether we should resist becoming NPCs or embrace it. Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation Stat…
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Bernie and Dre receive exclusive updates from their ex-girlfriends and Chet Haze and try to push a camel through the eye of a needle on Andrew Callahagn, COVID tyrant forgiveness, and the outbreak of war in Israel-Palestine. Music Cred "And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Move On" by FIDLAR Show Notes https://www.inst…
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Bernie and Dre discuss the new schizos, fake compassion, the Therapeutic State, Beautiful Princess Appreciation Week, crime and violence in leftist cities, How Trump Can Still Win, FBI's classification of MAGA Extremists, and our theories of why we ended up the way we did. Music Cred "And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Ha…
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Bernie and Dre talk trying to date in your late 20s in 2023 amidst violent urban outdoorsmen, looters, Ukrainian Nazis, mRNA vaccines, and the post #MeToo politics of Russel Brand. https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/video/15-arrested-allegedly-looting-philadelphia-103521901 https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trudeau-apologizes-zelensky-canadi…
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Bronze Age Mindset feat. Saint
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Bernie and Dre are joined once again by special guest Saint to talk COVID updates, gay politicians, the destruction of Lahaina, Portland's robotic child castration machine, and spend some time thinking about the Roman Empire together as they review Bronze Age Pervert's provocative exhortation of Nietzschean philosophy, Bronze Age Mindset. Music Cre…
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Bernie and Dre review a video of a gangstalker caught on assignment, Joe Biden nibbling a Finnish infant while deploying 3,000 reservists to Europe, transgender service members, R.F.K. Jr. and Bitcoin, and preview the new movie Plandemic III in their signature Beavis and Butthead couchie style. Music Cred "20180924" by Mac DeMarco "Empire State of …
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Couchie News Network Presents: RFK Jr. Town Hall
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Bernie and Dre talk dehydrated co-workers, noise campaigners, The Mustan, white powders in the president's house, Jonah Hill's no-good-very-bad breakup, and Democrat presidential hopeful R.F.K. Jr.'s first Town Hall. Oh yeah and Bernie went skydiving! Sorry about the gap in episodes guys - we have em recorded I just need to edit em and get em out. …
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Bernie and Dre check in on Gangstalking Australia, lab-grown meat, synthetic humans, Bitcoin Audible's ADA lawsuit, try to figure out just WTF is going on with PMC Wagner's mutiny, and sign on to the fastest growing falcon-backed derivitive fund in the UAE. Special thanks to the prodigious James Corbett of the Corbett Report and Rolo Slavisky (@Sla…
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Bernie and Dre gossip about Shadow Wizard Money Gang, Gangstalking Australia's theory on the Nashville Shoe-ter, Cottonwood Canyon tolls, the dam breaking in Ukraine, UFO leaks, Brandon's fall, and the vibe shift of Pride Month 2023. Music Cred "...And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Gout" by JOEYY "UFO" by Veps Show Notes…
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Bernie and Dre calculate master numbers and update the pod on the ATF, War in Ukraine, seed-oils, Dr. Bronner's schizophrenic contraceptive soap, Bill Gates' genocidal population control agenda, and officially kick off Dirtbag Summer as the federal government faces down a debt default which could open the National Parks to free camping for all dirt…
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Bernie and Dre skitz out over Gangstalking Australia, the ATF pistol brace rule, Russian victory in Bakhmut, U.S. debt default, the attempted usurpation of the presidency by an Indian Nazi, and dissect CIA propaganda from the spooks over at Robert Evans' "It Could Happen Here" podcast. Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Ide…
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Couchie News Network Presents: Trump Town Hall
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Bernie and Dre break an ultra-important EMERGENCY HEALTH ALERT, discuss the NY subway chokeout, the new Durham Report updates, and respond to the first Presidential Town Hall of the 2024 Election. Don't forget to check out Ken Sanders' (Episode 18) Sidewalk Sale tomorrow (May 20th) from 8:00 - 6:00 at 268 South 200 East. Music Cred: "And We Thought…
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Bernie and Dre attack the mods of r/saltlakecity, the absolute state of Portland OR, wooks, hunting for dogs and cats in TEOTWAWKI, assassination attempts on Putin, WA's new gun control, ATF going door to door over FRTs, and our thoughts on Shooter Season '23. Music cred: "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Locust…
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There's a Hell of a Good Universe Next Door feat. Ken Sanders
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Bernie and Dre sit down with Special Guest Ken Sanders of Ken Sanders Rare Books to discuss his new location in The Leonardo, the changing face of downtown SLC, the history of the Joe Hill mural on the side of Ken's building, Utah/Deseret's past and Ken's plans for an interpretive exhibit on the subject! Check out Ken Sanders Rare Books online at h…
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The Biggest Bitch in the West feat. Mya Dvrsty
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Bernie and Dre host special guest Mya Dvrsty on what we would buy with $3,250, the Queer Sphere, Mercury in Retrograde, the Jack Teixeira Ukraine Discord leaks, the Bud Light Dylan Mulvaney controversy, female-impersonator laws in Tennessee, and talk about Mya's experience as a drag performer in one of the most conservative areas of the US. Music c…
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Spidercouch Looks Back - SLC Punk
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Bernie and Dre discuss ley lines, Hasbulla's pussy problems, encounters with the Little People, AutoGPT, Trump Indictment updates, 2016 Russian hackers, Douglass Mackey's conviction, domestic extremist terminology, Sgt. Daniel Perry, and revisit "SLC Punk" on the 24th anniversary of its release. Music Cred: "...and we thought Nation States Were a B…
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Bernie and Dre get tribal about turkey face scrotums, Nazi bar patrons, Nashville trans-terrorist, mystery objects at the Norstream 2, Utah's digital ID push, techbros losing their cool about AI, and read Paul Kingsnorth's essay "We Must Become Barbarians." Music cred: ...and We Thought Nation States were a Bad Idea - Mad Caddies Flux - Poppy Show …
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On The Kind of Cringe Into Which One Falls
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Bernie and Dre host a Symposium on transhumanism in Boy's Life, Security Alexander, AI recipes, Spidercouch Collective's April Fool's prank, Trump's indictment, BORGs, the walls closing in on crypto, and what happens when philosophers fall in love. Music cred: "...and We Thought That Nation-States Were a Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies and "Da Doo Ron Ron…
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Bernie and Dre get monetary talking bad days, Twilite Lounge, the definition of "dirtbag," a contender for the SLC Mayoralty, GPT-4, Colombian seances, Jordan Peterson's penis milking factory, the SVB bank run, and the risk of retail CBDC adoption in USA. Check out our new Substack at https://spidercouchcollective.substack.com/ for projects and rel…
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Bernie and Dre get enraged about the social politics of cig smoking, castrati, National Emergencies, what we got right during COVID, Biden's inflammatory gun rhetoric, Zelensky volunteering US troops to die in the war, and the question of National Divorce.
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Bernie and Dre get caffeinated talking mental asylums, The Viagra Boys, the super debunked lab-leak theory, CBDC developments, alleged racist Scott Adams, misogynist gayman Don Lemon, Joe Biden's creepy nurse story, and the Black Rifle Coffee Company sexual harassment lawsuit.
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Bernie and Dre form a Männerbund to talk War in Ukraine, Eric Weinstein on JRE, the Intellectual Dork Web, Moab UTVs, mRNA vaccines, traitorous Urban Outdoorsmen, Alex Jones, Wily Odysseus, and introduce the Listeners to a forbidden, esoteric concept few dare discuss openly.
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Special Guest Saint joins the dirtbags to talk Valentine's Day, art shows, the Ohio airborne toxic event, U.S. Navy bombing the Nord Stream pipeline, eggstravagant chocolate thieves, online gaming, AI Holocaust survivors, and Jean Baudrillard's 1981 classic "Simulacra and Simulation."
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Tutorz and Scooterz feat. T-Cain
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Special guest T-Cain joins the dirtbags to talk Democracy Now!, DUIs, Rheagan Wallace (come on the pod), Eva Mendez, thermodynamics, badger attacks, and singular experiences that shaped our lives as we live them today!
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Bernie and Dre interrogate tree-care, rate hikes, Travis Scott, transgender teens, Project Veritas' Pfizer exposé, conspiracies about the Paul Pelosi attack, and tackle the difficult subject of police abuse and how to fix it. Petey receives the University of Spidercouch Collective's first ever M.D.
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Bernie and Dre keep it classy talking Reddit, exmos, Brett Cooper on ChatGPT, Thaddeus Russell, Urban Outdoorsmen, vaccine injuries, Jay Deyer on Timcast, the Library of Alexandria, and class politics. Petey receives the University of Spidercouch Collective's first ever honorary MBA degree.
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Bernie and Dre go cyberpunk talking trains, pistol braces, Andrew Callahagn, artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, Martin Heidegger, and get a surprise visit from the newest member of the Spidercouch Collective. Check the "Comments" field of the .mp3 file for links to all the articles we read on this episode.…
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Bernie and Dre get kooky talking about cops vs. firefighters, Brazillian democracy, the UT ski scene, butts, the Moscow Murderer, and discuss Jack Spirko's Fundamentals of Preparedness applied to the dirtbag lifestyle. Check out Jack Spirko's Fundamentals of Preparedness at https://www.thesurvivalpodcast.com/fundementals-epi-2931.…
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Bernie and Dre get spicy talking about ski movie premiers, DezNat, heartbreak, zoomers on Ducatis, BSWs, Andrew Tate, and review the Most Dangerous Show on Netflix.بقلم Spidercouch Collective
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Bernie and Dre talk aliens, chimps, protests, libertarians, 2023 predictions, and participate in the annual Festivus Airing of the Grievances. Dre unveils a startling discovery that may change the course of the Collective forever.
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Dre and Bernie talk trads, fishwives, UkraineDate, dog news, grey rabbits, climate change, and zoomer relationship advice on the inaugural ep of the Spidercouch Collective pod. *Will re-upload with intro/outro music when I get the license situation sortedبقلم Spidercouch Collective
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