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The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us! This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up i…

The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas Cowboys Followed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or Italy Whichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods! Practical advice for your next urologist visit Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atl…

To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldland Technically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goes List of churches where you can probably smoke indoors Announcing our next book Here's where…

Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmao Unfrozen cavemen love this Rose Bowl Yes, we recorded this during BULLDONGS Kirby Smart discovers Catholicism Lane Kiffin's LumpsTax Theme by Russell Powell Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Foo…

Other committees that failed to pick Bama Worst Tampa-Australian accent ever Mack Brown was at the Handjob Hill game Join us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024s THE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLER Theme by Christian Ashlock Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check …

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Fenway, Pinstripe, New Mexico, Pop-Tarts, Arizona, Military, Alamo, Independence, and Music City Bowls But first: Drop bears update Test-driving our Steve Belichick voices Those …

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Sports, rate, 68 Ventures, Armed Forces, Birmingham, Liberty, Holiday, and Las Vegas Bowls It's been a very Pitt year, for both Pitt and Toledo Rate Bowl at Chase Field! Simple s…

RIP our mentions (all of them) Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. Thanks Indiana did fine, actually Blowouts are also fine, actually Production meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverage Would anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this wa…

"Ryan, you're a lawyer." "Oh God." It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the four first-round playoff games, plus the Myrtle Beach, Potato, and Hawaii Bowls For the purposes of this weird shambling postseason, we're trea…

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Celebration, Veterans, Frisco, Boca Raton, L.A., New Orleans, Cure, and Gasparilla Bowls But first: this Bill Belichick bullshit And Army/Navy! Fullcast theme song arranged and p…

A very special guest is wwwwwellcomed Mack Brown has a surprising new gig Won't somebody feel sorry for Georgia? Small boy land speed measurement Happy Hot Frosty Day to all who observe Boise/Jeanty appreciation circle Weapons you can buy or make at the Cracker Barrel Dr Pepper challenge breakdown The other games of conference championship weekend,…

An update on the CUM Bowl's Sapphic Jugs Trophy (sp?) In postseason terms, we're back where we always were (derogatory) Holly visits the AggieVerse Let's go down a Gophers hole A brief detour into another podcast Purdue gets Cignetti-Croomed The games of conference championship weekend, previewed in loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and pe…

Rivalry week! Fights everywhere! Let's discuss! A fond Goodnight Moon to Florida State Did you figure out where the Sun Belt title game is yet? Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert Tickets for t…

Emily "versus" Popeyes update Mack Brown, the unquietest quitter The Haint is back, fyi, sorry bout that Schedule game: Rivalry Week! It's spelled "hoarfrost" Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other,…

A thorough accounting of Arizona State-BYU We call Spencer “Pickles” now Ryan lies about having real life friends We completely forget to discuss Penn State and Texas wins Kaelen DeBoer replacement in the ACC??? HUZZAH FOR BOWLING NEBRASKA The Child Who Beat Florida International Congrats to Ole Miss Chancellor Jaxson Dart An Earnest Case for Enjoy…

- Jerry Jones Will Never Surrender To The Sun - Chili Beans for Algernon - More moon lore, shockingly - The Martin Luther Directors’ Cut - SEX ARBY’S - Spencer Hall, Big Ten Clean Living Sponsor - Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Tickets to the January 2025 live show in Atlanta with SZD go on sale Thursday, Nov 21, a…