When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. I knew this day was coming, but I still never expected it. Thank you all for your love and support over these past 38 episodes. Stay Safe. We Love You. -Tre…

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And they're coming for your livestock. In herds. Droves. Trains. And Planes. They want your prime beef steak and they will tickle anyone in their path to get to it. Do not resist. Simply Persist. Keep Calm and Run away from the Spiders. They will not eat you unless you get really annoying. Placate yourself with this broadcast from our remote mounta…

You love it into existence.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

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What have I become, my podcast friends? Every joke I make goes away in the end. -Randy Cunningham, 9th Grade Ninjaبقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Somebody once told me something. But I forget what it was. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Fin.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

I don't know what it means either.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Have you or a loved one been wronged in the past by a bunch of dumb old rich people. Call 1-800-LUMBERJUSTICE That's 1-800-586-2375-878423 Just try it. Trust me.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

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Soos is a cyborg now. Or he's fighting cyborgs? Or he's eating cyborgs? I'm not sure anymoreبقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

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Trever's Headphone feed on his life essence. Matthew's computer does not. Flesh bags feed his audio. Electricity is the past. Bodies are the future. Accept your power. Sincerely, The Very Real Chairperson of GMEP (Grandparents for More Electric Power)بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

There are few mysteries more complex than the Pizza-guy-possibly-wearing-or-being-an-animatronic-but-also-running-a-store-for-children-where-people-throw-pants-at-badgers-while-being-badgered-get-it-its-a-joke-haha-laugh-now-please-okay-love-you-bye. -Ronald Heffinbacker, 32 minutes before his untimely death at the hands of a mechanical badger.…

There are few things that scare us. We made a list. 1. Children. 2. Funky music outside our doors.; 2b. Soy-based calculators' F. Soy-based children. 5.s.2. Lists-based musical calculators+_= You are here. They are here now too. We are here. Listen. List3n. L3s+en. li_te+. l-s+eN{} LISTENبقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

There's absolutely NOTHING like a hole in one! I have tasted the sweet nectar of immortal glory and now the drabs of our pale existence pale in comparison to the pale golden glow of victory. Love, A socially-inept minigolf expert.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

There are few horrors the eyes cannot comprehend. The mind. Is a different story. Welcome to Tad Strange.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

There are few things more powerful than zombies. One of those things is sleep. Your three tired boys enter back into that strange place between places, that paradigm of unseen expressions, the spectre of digitized immortality. podcasting. enjoy the show.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Once a beautiful brusselsprout garden, the mouldy hillside was now nothing but a love letter to his Ernest Hemmingway attempts to create meaning from madness, blood from stone, water from snow. This is the hill and metaphor upon our beloved Trever died this week. Sleep well you sweet petunia.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

If memes are dreams, then what are we? And if there are memes in our dreams, then are we meme dreamers or have we therefore created dreams within dreams and thus we can say "Inceptus Nolanus Overratus" for we have become MEME the dream-memer of dreams. - Love, Joeبقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

A poem by Joe: Once there was a Grunkle Named Stan Who had two nice five-fingered hands A bird stole a pig And Stan's muscles got big And then Grunkle Stan punched the Pteradactyl in the face. This has been a poem by Joe.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Sometimes someone steps out from the shadows. They are neither the hero you want, not the hero you need, nor really the hero you deserve. Unless you're a really bad person. Is that why? Is that why I am forced to type these words? WHAT DID YOU DO???? Please! Why!? Anyways, here's our funny podcast about Gravity Falls. Sincerely, Dr. Cornelius Boyba…

WE"RE BACK BABY You've heard about pigs in a blanket.... Now STARE INTO THE DEEP DEPTHS OF PIGS IN A MAN. Or don't... but please actually do. We have fun times and slapstick humor prepared for those who dare to enter our domain. (but in a good way)بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

It's been a long day without you my friend, but I'll tell you all about it as we sit in a moist tub with strangers. This week, the boyos get to watch a GOOD EPISODE for once. After the desert (not dessert (you can tell because there's only one s)) of bad episodes and unfunny jokes and bad plot, the Deep End returns with the first great and true Mab…

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Can something bad still be good? Is it wrong to love something you know is just a giant trash monster waiting to eat your toilets the moment you turn your back on it? Are garbage metaphors even worth using? And will the appearance of a renowned American singer, songwriter, rapper, and record producer save this podcast from total pun annihilation? F…

What makes a good horror movie? How can that sort of storytelling be adapted to a children's show? And how effective was Summerween at browning our trowsers with fright sauce? All these questions are answered alongside bad puns and fan theories here with Tad Strange.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Everyone has their own way of dealing with failure. For some, it's gummy bears, for others it's bottling up their emotions until their eventually explode, destroyign your house, your family, your pets, and your Amiibo collection. The doctors over at the Emmy award nominated show "The Doctors" tell us that good character development can only be achi…

From Futurama to Steven Universe, the boys immerse you in a world of filler episodes and pop culture references. What makes a good or bad filler? Find out this week on Tad Strange!بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta be a pig. How valuable are your relationships? Would you sacrifice your best friend to make your sibling happy? Will Mabel ever learn any lesson literally ever? Probably not. This is Tad Strange.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Crazy presidents and reinstated precedents. What more could you ask for!? How about word play? We got that too! The boys are back at it again for the eighth time, looking at stuff and talking about it. Good job boys!بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

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Trever explores his own past to convince Matt and Joe that this episode SUCKS. Laughter is not an episode's only measure of success.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Peer Pressure. It makes you ashamed of what you like and it transforms you into something you hate. We explore the effects of Peer Pressure in the Inconveniencing and so much more in this episode of Tad Strange.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

What makes a good villain? What makes the jokes in Gravity Falls so darn good? And why did this episode fail to successfully deliver in both areas? We answer these and other questions in this week's episode of Tad Strange.بقلم Trever, Matt, and Joe

Finally, this series is exposed as the brilliant masterpiece that it is. We struggled through the last 2 episodes, picking out whatever nuggets of gold we could find, but episode (Headhunters) is straight-up gold-plated. We break down for you what made this episode good, what could have been improved, and how this is a perfect example of how amazin…

The three amigos discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of Gravity Falls' second episode, The Legend of the Gobblewonker. Some of us consider this the bottom tier of Gravity Falls episodes (me) while others think that this episode did a much better job than the pilot did of flushing out the amazing world that this series would reside in.We look at…

An exploration of the funniest jokes and deepest meaning hidden in one of our all-time favorite shows. In this episode, we analyze Tourist Trapped, the episode the first introduced us to the world of Gravity Falls, Oregon. We consider whether or not this episode served its purpose as the first episode in the series and what takeaways we can gather …