Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on August 17, 2024.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024On today’s THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN’ MONDAY! Eddie’s BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on July 20, 2024.NOTE: Yes, we know there is an issue with the audio, we did our best with what we got.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on June 8, 2024.SPONSOR: ►► Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code BABBLE at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/babbleبقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!بقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on April 13, 2024.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.)Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on March 9, 2024.Also check out The Ralph Report at https://www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on January, 27, 2024.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.)SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!بقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We'd cross the desert for this ONE-HIT WONDER! The one place in America where NO ONE should live! And, has THE LOCH NESS MONSTER finally been found?! (Spoilers: No.)SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet and sour MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's giving away FREE DVDs?! And, how to STEAL THE MONA LISA!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might get lucky with the LAS VEGAS edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Can we stop a family from LOSING THEIR HOME?! And, the TOP 5 most DANGEROUS DRIVING SONGS!Subcribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: SEX U. serves it up "ANIMAL STYLE"! Meet the folks who were BORN TO BE ALIVE! And, do we finally have the proof that UFOs are real?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at the Mooby's Pop-Up at San Diego Comic-Con 2023!SPONSOR►► Get 20% off + free shipping with the code BABBLE at https://manscaped.com.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy raises money to help the striking artists! The future of Ralph's Christmas song! We get zapped by today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to WRITERS with movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The premiere of new remastered REVOLVER music! And, we revisit an old classic from the files of the Garmy Game Show ... "SDRAWKCAB"!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We turn the world on with our TV TUNES TUESDAY! The stuff of Ralph's NIGHTMARES! And, a bloody battle in the "Ice Cream Beverage Wars": ICE CREAM SODA VS. MILKSHAKE!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY is in the news! Do we really need a FORKLIFT holiday?! And, what little girl wants a HOBO doll?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: RIP to The Iron Sheik! Why is it called "SPRING cleaning"?! And, meet the folks who get turned on by BALLOONS!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman