Santa Bob (Kevin Smith) and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank, CA on December 7, 2024.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

Here's a special moment from the past ...KASS doing "Fairytale of Hollywood", with our beloved Steve Ashton.(Download version)بقلم Ralph Garman

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 10th, 2024On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! More bizarre tales of Eddie's youth! And, the perfect gift for everyone on your list!بقلم Ralph Garman

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 19th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All aboard for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We get all wound up by today's TONGUE TWISTER! And, HAPPY 90th birthday to MONOPOLY! (I get to be the "race car"!)بقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at the first ever Chronic-Con on October 12, 2024.SPONSOR: New customers get $5 off a Mando Starter Pack by going to https://shopmando.com and using the code BABBLE.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform the first show since Ralph's wedding, live at Flapper's Comedy Club on October 5, 2024بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on August 17, 2024.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024On today’s THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN’ MONDAY! Eddie’s BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on July 20, 2024.NOTE: Yes, we know there is an issue with the audio, we did our best with what we got.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on June 8, 2024.SPONSOR: ►► Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code BABBLE at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/babbleبقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!بقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on April 13, 2024.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.)Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on March 9, 2024.Also check out The Ralph Report at https://www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club on January, 27, 2024.بقلم Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.)SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!بقلم Ralph Garman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportبقلم Ralph Garman