بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Hi hi hi.... why is 'how are you' such a triggering question? what would you bury at the funeral for your insecurities and what is your wish for the Jewish New Year? Xoxo Keren and Etaiبقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Hi everyone!!! Hope you are surviving this retrograde... In times of need and despair, we look up to the wise Aquarius, Oprah. This episode we are trying to figure out how to keep the spark alive using Oprah's tips. Are they helpful? mmm...... We also try to figure out what the fuck is happening with Jlo and Ben - double Leo, can it work 18 years l…

What a wild ride. Addictions. Demi. Montero. Aries Season. All of it. xxبقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Sex And The City is coming back! (minus Samantha) and we got some things to say about it. We also talk about Astrology and conspiracy theories and of course Anti by Rihanna,بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Quoting the legendary miss Britney Spears, we know we shouldn't have kept you waiting, but we're here now. Inspired by Esther Perel's webinar, this episode is all about mentors, the people who see us and leave a mark in our story.بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Say hi to one of our favorite episodes to date. We had the privilege of speaking to Jessica Lanyadoo, the Capricorn we all need in our lives. Wise and practical! Join us in this conversation on queerness, tennis balls, vitamins, hope, determination, Jesus and a million of other things.بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Mercury retro is over, so it's safe to speak again. This episode we share some of our retrograde horror stories, but also look up to the most iconic rebels out there who inspire us to rebel against the evil forces in this world. We even managed to not talk about politics at least 5 times this episode. Enjoy xx…

Do you believe in the evil eye? well whether if you do or you don't, we got some new for you - it's real and it was probably placed on you by a Scorpio. How to know if you're affected? How to fight it? all the answers are in this episode. Sorry for the shitty sound, the cat dropped the mic!!!بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

The amazing people at Fojam Melbourne invited us once again to do a live episode. We spoke about regret, atonement, people who need to ask us for forgiveness, reparenting, and so so so much more. Tune in here or watch the live episode on our IGTV. Please check out @fojammelbourne for incredible content. Xoxo…

The two things that affected the past month the most for us were Chromatica, Lady Gaga's new album and way of understanding life, and the hashtag reparenting, which is all th evalidation anyone can ask for. Of course Virgo month had some effect on us as well, but that's only if you believe Astrology is real.…

Did you hear about Eris? She is the sister planet of Mars, and she is not playing around. This week we spoke about how society treats the Eris women in our lives, and why they are so important. We also came up with a genius plan (if we say so ourselves) of how to fix all the problems in the world. (spoiler: it has to do with the Mean Girls screenpl…

Many of you asked for this episode - so here it is! It's no secret Brtney Sagittarius icon means a lot to us so we did our best making this episode with respect and care for her. On Thursday the 30th 8PM Australia time we are going live on our Instagram page as part of the FOJAM festival. Make sure to join us :)…

Hi everyone! Cancer Season is here! We decided to ditch the questions on focus on things that are more important, like how to get your grandma off your back when she asks you about when are you going to get married but you are actually a lesbian but you don't want to come out. We also talk about how to control your ex's narrative, we pull out some …

Part 2 is here. Tune in to here us answer fun questions like "what is your most treasured memory?" and horrifying questions like "do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?"بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

So apparently there are these 36 questions designed to make you fall in love with someone. As a podcast which celebrates platonic love, we decided to do it and report. In this episode we are doing the first set of the 36 questions! Did we become closer? did we end up fighting? this is only the beginning.…

IT'S OUR 2ND BIRTHDAY! Against the odds, and Aries and a Gemini kept a podcast alive for 2 years now. Who would've thought. Anyway, we made a sweet birthday episode, talking about some of the most iconic characters and star signs who were a part of these two years, where are they now? Tune in to find out. We talked a little bit about the meaning of…

This episode we are talking about the H word. Hope. If you heard more than one episode of this podcast you know it isn't a topic we are so good at, but we sure did try our best. Obviously our way of talking about hope was through Britney burning her gym down as well as classic Hollywood movies such as Erin Brockovich and Coyote Ugly. We manage talk…

So this week there is still a world pandemic so we decided to address the elephant in the room and talk about a topic we know very well - grief! What are we grieving for? and where are we on the staged of grief? But obviously we can't be just serious, so we talk about the Scorpio from Instagram, the loss of a mirror, and some other stuff. This epis…

We tried to imagine what the world after corona virus looks like, and would the star signs be happy with it. Turns out we are privileged dicks and we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about Adidas branded masks, Zoom Passovers, keep cups and some self compassion. Sending love and health wishes to everyone xx…

Sick of making sourdough? Have you finished watching Tiger King? Sick of going live on Insta? Can't do another zoom workout? Here is an episode for you. Can't recall what we have been talking about on this one. Tune in and we will make it through together.بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

What the fuck is happening? We have no idea. BUT - we made an episode that will hopefully help you go through this quarantine. Anything you need to know about how every sign is dealing with being stuck at home is right here in this episode. Taurus - sorry in advance. Sending everyone so much love at this time x…

Ok firstly for the record the title is a joke, don't @ us. Other than tune in this week for a conversation about Dua Lipa, the end of the world, Lady Gaga, Women's Day, Virgo use of KPI for dating, English as a second language and honestly - a million more topics. Thanks for listening to us! We love you. Xx…

Another day another retrograde. Could a retrograde be a positive thing? if running into your ex, his wife and their two children is positive, then yes. Some side effect of the retrograde might be making up a fake roommate named Brett. Also, we tried to record this episode 3 times!!! if that doesn't prove that Astrology is real, we really don't know…

This week we are interviewing Colin Bedell, a queer astrologer, author, Gemini stellium, Britney fan and overall a super smart and funny person we we're so luck to have on the podcast. We spoke about Britney's foot, the epidemic of loneliness, why Geminis should get a better reputation and the relationship the queer community has with Astrology. Ch…

Is there a topic we haven't covered this episoe? not really. Valentine's day? covered. Iphone VS Samsung? covered. Jlo and Shakira? covered. Childhood trauma and ways to solve it? covered. Astrology? who can say really. Either way we are so happy to be back with another rollercoaster of an episode of Astrology Roast.…

Hi ya'll how's 2020 treating you so far?Tune in to hear about our new year's eve (19 days later) and about Capricorn season which is just about to pass.We also talk about King Solomon and his star sign (shout out to god and the bible), which star signs work at an advertising agency, and PLENTY MORE!بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

This is what dreams are made of. We got a chance to interview our absolute favourite Astrologer who is a huge part of our astrological journey and one of the biggest inspirations for us to start this podcast - Nadiya Shah. We has an incredible conversation with her, talking about some of the most burning questions in the astromeme world. Are cusps …

Sagittarius season came and gone, and we are here to sum it up and look forward to Capricorn season. Also, we took time to answer the question which was raised many many episodes ago, is flirting cheating? a Libra would probably say no, but is there an objective truth? We definitely discussed other topics, but who can tell which. Anyway, off to set…

It's Sag month bitches! and honestly we have a great ep for ya'll!! We talk about, 2020 and the past decades, Britney Spears, homophobia, spicy food, peak virgo behaviour and WHAT NOT, and yes I didn't put a capital V at the virgo just to piss you virgos off. Anyway love you always, xxبقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Hiiiiii we've missed you so much! It's been a minute since our last episode. Mercury was retrograding like a mother fucker, and Scorpio season was burning us to ashes so we can get back up again and live our best lives during Sagittarius season that is HERE. Tune in this episode to hear some crazy stories from the past month. xoxo…

SCORPIO SEASON IS HERE!!! It's been a year (obviously) since last Scorpio season, and here we are again. Sexual and vengeful than ever. Keren is now mingling with Astrology Roast listeners in Buenos Aires (shout out Morita) while Etai is visiting witches in Tel Aviv. Add to that Scorpio season and an upcoming Mercury retrograde, and you got one hel…

If you thought we would let a new Jennifer Lopez film pass us by without making a special episode... do you even know us? Well, Hustlers the movie has been out for a while and we got stuff to say. What are the star signs of each character? Why is Julia Stiles in it? Is Nicole Kidman Michael Jackson? Can Constance Wu dance? Can you start over after …

Hi everyone, we had the privilege of interviewing the talented Taurean, Zackary Drucker. The recording is not amazing but the content is GOLD! This interview took place at FOJAM festival. For more details: https://fojam.com Thank you Zackary for your thoughts and time :)بقلم Etai Ben Simhon

LIBRA SEASON IS HERE! This ep we are talking about the story of The Giving Tree, which is essentially a sexist children's book that is describing a horrible relationship. We also talk about The Bachelor, the Kardashians, Britney's Astrology lesson, and lots more. Thanks for listening xxبقلم Etai Ben Simhon

Yes this is us dropping two episodes in a row! Part 2 of our critically acclaimed series is here! Tune in to hear all the tea on the second half of the Zodiac - Libra to Pisces. We had so much fun recording these two episodes, hope you guys like 'em! xxبقلم Etai Ben Simhon

This is a VERY fun two part series in which we go sign by sign, and share their crazy behaviour around us during the recent few weeks. This episode technically goes from Aries to Virgo, but honestly you should just listen to all of it cause the tea is HOT. Xoxoبقلم Etai Ben Simhon

It's Virgo month bitches! Please excuse the background noises. We really should have kept them for a different month in which people pay less attention to detail like... gemini? Anyway - join in to hear us discuss the BDSM test and how it connects to our charts! We also talk about the hottest Virgos, the funniest Virgos... and not even one word abo…

Hi everyone! It's only been two weeks but we miss you all CONSTANTLY. This episdoe was recorded at the peak of Mercury Retrograde so as always - we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about which star sign is connected to which body part. Who has beautiful voices? Who owns the sexual organs? (you already know the answer to that one). …

This week we have a pre-recorded episode with our amazing guests all the way from Sydney! Kitty (Taurus) and Ally (Pisces) who you might recognize from our famous Daddy Issues and The Big Roast episodes. Kitty is an amazing Tarot reader, and she is here to serve us all the tea. Ally is a wise Pisces who serves tops the tea up. Can you manipulate yo…

The tide is high but we’re holding on! And we even have a new way to disassociate. Tune in to learn about the Natalie Portman method. Other than that, it is a Mercury Retrograde episode so a description won’t cut it. Just listen. We also mention @idanmatalon and @kayxstars check her out she’s amazing.…

Holy fucking shit if you look up in the sky everything seems normal but actually shit is going DOWN! We have Cancer season, Mercury retro, eclipses and what not. But we're still here, showing up and doing our best to keep money safe, and have our daily coffee. We also discuss the 5 love languages, and maybe some hate languages as well? as we often …

Pride Month is here and we got some tea. Is straight pride the same as Leo pride? Are Cancerians funny? Why do everyone hate on Kim K for doing the most obvious thing as a Libra and studying law??? Also, we obviously have a Britney update for you. This one is a bit messy, so buckle up for a bumpy ride.…

We have a brand new fresh outta the oven episode for you!!! With the help of the miracle that is called the Internt, we managed to record our first overseas episode of Astrology Roast! We are talking about Gemini season which is hitting us all like a slap in the face, Keren many many Gemini jobs, we also talk about fragile masculinity, Eurovision a…

What is the connection between the bible and Astrology? Nicki (Libra) is here to try and help us understand. This week we explore the representation of Lilith, her story and her role in people's charts. She is a boss ass bitch and it's super interesting. Also, what's the deal with women in the bible. And is god a Leo? Was king David gay? Was Jesus …

Our couch is gone. Our beautiful comforting Leo couch has been taken by a hipster couple. This week on Astrology Roast we are talking about grief, and the different stages it can manifest in life. Later this week Etai (Aries) is leaving Australia after nearly 4 years, and our way of dealing with it is of course, talking about it. We are taking a tr…

Targeted ads, Netflix, google, Instagram, Bitcoin, technology and the internet (ruled by Mercury) are an integral part of our lives. Good or bad? depends who you ask. We actually love it, and can't wait for the government to take our finger prints and steal our identities. The meme world is celebrating fictional characters and assign them with star…

As promised, we tried to find ourselves in a nudity-optional festival on a Libra full moon, and boy did we find ourselves. We definitely found something. Keren (Gemini) is investing in bitcoin these days! Tune in this week as we explore the themes of fake consent, stepping outside of your comfort zone, weird workshops, and of course - ANXIETY!…

Happy Easter and Pesach Sameach everyone! Holidays, fun and relaxing as they may be, can sometimes also induce some anxiety. Especially ones which require hanging out with your family or singing songs about how someone is trying to kill us every year, like the Jewish holiday Passover. However, we are here to break it down, while answering some hard…