Will and Miles embark on the annual stoned advice episode of the show, and they dive right in. They give advice through a fat cloud about if your crush is interested, a lover turned roommate situation, and a mystery about candy. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this e…

Jordan Myrick and Kendahl Landreth join the show to discuss breaking up your friends, finding your missing jacket, being waxed by a scientologist, and a teacher email server diss. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended vers…

LIVE FROM BOSTON, its Perfect Person!! Will and Sarah guest on the live show, and we give live advice to a woman who is uncontrollably hot/cool, a wife with a disastrous roleplay history, and a peeping tom in the name of friendship. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekl…

Eric joins the show to take calls about paranormal, ghosty, goblin experiences. We take calls about a family curse, a goblin fight, a witch in the woods, and the ghost who shoved me. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended v…

Courtney Miller (Smosh) joins the show to dole out perfection, and take calls about a strip club work nemesis, a DJ situationship, fake dating your crush, and an office fartsuation. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! (PHILLY HAS 32 TICKETS LEFT AS OF WRITING THIS) https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly B…

Vic Michaelis joins the show to dole out perfection to callers about a breakup over a hot dog, text flirting with an A list celebrity, and being cancelled by a rival kickball team. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended ver…

Jay joins the show to dispense perfect wisdom to callers about nailing a unique job interview, reviewing an acapella diss track, and getting a late dinner. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Wat…

Rainie Toll joins the show for her first solo episode, fielding calls from a problematic queen, an arch nemesis, and a competitively horny receptionist at a dance studio. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of th…

Geoff and Reilly join the show to ascend to perfection, & take calls about roommate hair in your bed, a flippant BCC to the whole company, and a nightmare misunderstanding with a local barista. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free…

Shayne & Amanda (Smosh Mouth) join the show to take calls about a fake baby for free rent, and a public spotify sex playlist. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/…

The Bachelor Boyz (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam) join the show in their third attempt at finding love with random single callers. The boyz go on dates hosted by Miles, and test their wits in confounding disaster situations. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of …

Chanse McCrary (Smosh) joins the show to take stunning calls about an insane hookup, a new vegetable, a decades old lie, and reading your boyfriends diary. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main C…

Sarah joins the show to take calls about a sexy cologne on a woman's husband, a money mystery in an apartment complex, and a subletting roommates conundrum. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main …

Ted Nivison joins the show to throw a wrench into the operation, and discuss a confounding prescription from a therapist, a trader joes employee drama, and a neighborhood theft. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPod…

Erin Dougal (Smosh) joins the show to discuss her workplace egg habits, and take calls about an egg salad conundrum, a vampire society drama, and a co-working bone zone situation. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectP…

Katherine Dudas (Juniper, HBO LAX) joins the show to discuss a condom conundrum, a hostile craft fair takeover, and a game night liar. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https:…

Kelsey Darragh joins the show for stunning calls about being cockblocked by a CPAP, gifting shrek tickets, saying I Love You, and a stunning wild DM from super producer Ashleigh Lawless. This episode originally aired as part of the 24 hour Telethon, and has been edited to perfection, for your pleasure. Kelsey: https://www.instagram.com/kelseydarrag…

Jared joins the call center to discuss what to do when your lost bestie from 5th grade is dating MILEY CYRUS, and a harrowing call about a forbidden boner, from a post surgery fiancé. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Perf…

Will Witwer and Rainie Toll join the show to discuss Dua Lipa's newest song, being humiliated by a car wash, and having a friend that is bad. This episode originally aired as part of the 24 hour Telethon, and has been edited to perfection, for your pleasure. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-f…

Rekha joins the show to discuss making people at your work like you, how to manuipulate your bandmates, and how to be less of a toxic gossip at work. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel…

Eric, Jake, and Mike (Pretty Much It) join the show to take calls about a shoplifting best friend, how to bang your sensei, and a bathtub problem. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Vi…

HAPPY 100th EPISODE!!!! Will returns for the 100th to celebrate the advice given along the way, and take classic PP calls about whether or not he is into you, as well as a boyfriend who cheated with a robot. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Yout…

Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika (Sad Boyz) join the show to take stunning calls about dating your cousin, and a problematic friend group. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: htt…

Raina Morris joins the show to discuss cheating at a toxic workplace competition, a roommate kerfuffle, and a cat that sent a roommate to the hospital. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Chann…

Avital Ash joins the show to discuss a smutty audiobook playing out loud at work, a roommate whodunnit, and a succession style dad inheritance. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Video…

Jonny Cakes joins the show, and he brought his own segment to embarrass me with, as well as takes calls about a pervert at work, and an awkward run in with an ex at a wedding. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT…

Spencer Agnew (Smosh) joins the show to take calls about a "summer i turned pretty situation", a daddy with a foot issue, and a caller who found a large amount of bones in her backyard. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Pe…

Michelle Khare (Challenge Accepted) joins the show to take calls about ruining your workplace reputation, a rogue boyfriend in times square, and a live ghosting situation. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Wat…

Reilly Anspaugh and Geoffrey James return to the studio to wreak havoc, make me laugh, and take calls from a surprise brazilian recipient, and a workplace podcast conundrum. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT W…

Courtney Parchman (@averagefashionblogger) joins the show to take stunning calls about workplace tinder matches, broken office mugs, and facing off with a bully at the adults ice skating rink. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bi…

Angela Giarratana (Smosh, Artists On Artists On Artists) joins the call center to take stunning calls about a sneaky friend dating an ex, a drunken mistake with a coworker, and the most important call we've ever taken on the show. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this…

The Bachelors are back on the show (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, and Jay Putnam) desperate to find love. Firstly with the callers father who they worked to seek approval from, and secondly with some choice mock dates that keep getting interrupted by a cast of confusing characters. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episo…

Jay joins the show to take stunning calls about foot fetish rumors across the ocean, a thumping in the night, and to buy or not to buy a scooter for a beekeeper. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' …

Welcome to the church of PERFECTION, where callers confess their secrets and misdeeds to me on this special triannual, bicentennial solo episode. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Vid…

Caitlin McGee (Home Economics, Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie) joins the show to take calls about DIY sperm donation, an astounding conception story, and relationship shattering secrets & lies. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https…

Zachary Carter Threlkeld and Kelly Jean Ross join the show to take calls about fighting rude customers, embarassing yourself in front of your hookup, and properly initiating a date with a famous. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https:/…

Sarah joins the show to discuss her plagues and eccentricities, as well as whether you should date your dentist/best friend. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/…

Salud! The WBC is back with another catch phrase, ready to discuss a lie Miles has been living by, as well as calls about a toxic theatre department and being a better dog walker. Perfect Person live has SOLD OUT!!!! If you got a ticket already, thank you!! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-fr…

It's the Bachelor Episode, in which Jay, Will and Eric try to find love over the phone with the callers. Will they be CHOSEN by the singles calling in? Or will this whole thing blow up in their FACE. TONIGHT. PERFECT PERSON LIVE: https://dice.fm/event/pweal-perfect-person-podcast-live-with-special-guests-2nd-mar-the-goldfish-los-angeles-tickets Sub…

Nut drops by the studio to answer calls about a fart framer at work, and a caller who maybe banged Miles's cousin, but also had a bestie with a public meltdown. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch o…

Aria Inthavong joins the show to take calls about pink eye hookups, leaving illicit toys out for your roommate, and wedding crashing an old roommate you're on bad terms with. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this ep…

Jared joins the show to take calls about maid of honors ghosting you, a crush police case, and a church choir villain who is personally sabotaging our callers. All that AND MORE on today's EPISODE!!!!!!! NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-fre…

Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about dirty talk, a pesky brothers girlfriend, and a confounding roommate who made breastmilk scones. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: http…

Jay Putnam joins the show to discuss how he screamed in my ear, and calls about dogsitting a human man & when your crush sleeptalks secret details. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: ht…

It's been a wild year of wonderful calls, and so we take a look back at the top 3, with exclusive updates on how the advice was executed. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) RUN OF SHOW: 0:06:09 - Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad 0:28:58 - Update to Revenge Ba…

Cat and Pat join the show to discuss heartbreak, breakups, trivia nights, and a housemate voting situation. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' O…

a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show to give gift and kissing guidance to callers about a furry who has it all, a cheating sister in law, and a kiss on new years eve. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of thi…

The WBC is back to answer iconic calls about banging your classmate, confronting a friend about putting licked fingies in the shared chips, and of course a girls group that is enacting a coup. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended …

Damien Haas joins the show to discuss pissing yourself at walmart, moving on from a crush down the hall, and navigating an ex's baby momma. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bi…

Emmy Hartman joins the show to take calls about accidentally texting an illicit picture to an acquaintance, hating your besties boyfriend, and almost getting Carrie'd at your job. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of th…