**sings** The boys are back in town....I said the boys are back in town...Well, I mean technically we never left, just been busy. Happy Saturday everyone......weeeeee'rrrreeeee back!!! Stop reading and start listening!! Got something to say?? Say it here:Twitter: @2CasinoMoronsFacebook: Two Morons Talking About Casinos and StuffEmail: Twocasinomoro…

Finally back with #86, just listen, no tricks!بقلم SpikeBag

It wasn't even like 6 months this time, can you believe it? We're back. We actually had nearly a full show of casino talk and very little "stuff" this week. Stop reading and start listening!!Find us on Twitter @2casinomorons and on Facebook: Two Morons Talking About Casinos and Stuffبقلم SpikeBag

Panama....Panama-a-oh-oh-ah-ah... Your favorite Morons are finally back with Ep #84. In a new style, we recorded this right after work while everything was still fresh in our minds. Didn't really help us from staying outta the "Stuff Zone", but it was fun for sure. It's been long enough since our last episode, so we won't keep you any longer! Have …

Ep. #83 comin' at ya on a Sunny Vegas Thursday. This week we talked about the casinos efforts to get more players in the building. It's still been slow, but we've been trying to make the best of it. Another stuff heavy episode....Find us on Twitter @2CasinoMorons and on Facebook: Two Morons Talking About Casinos and Stuff…

Happy New Year Morons!! Back with the first show of 2021 and we promise not to disappoint!! I don't want these words delaying you in any way from the awesomeness that awaits you, so please play the damn thing already!! Enjoy and cya soon!! Find us on Twitter @2CasinoMorons and on Facebook: Two Morons Talking About Casinos and Stuff…

It's Saturday Night and your favorite Morons are back. Ep. #81 is finally here and it was funny. Just listen, you'll see....Subscribe for new episodes regularly-ish. Find us on Twitter @2CasinoMorons and Facebook: Two Morons talking About Casinos and Stuffبقلم SpikeBag

Episode #80?? Since we're in the 80's again I guess we'll have to go back to playing Nintendo and riding our bikes outside more. Vegas is still rolling along, it's just kind of a bizzaro version of it. We're confident in a comeback, but it's gonna take a minute. We had a short episode this week w/ the kids home and the dog barking. We'll make it up…

Hello strangers.....How've you been?? The Morons are back from the pandemic again!! Our first show since we've returned to work(finally). Get to listening if you wanna know what shape Vegas is in right now. We're excited to be back, should be weekly once again! Great to be back Morons!!!بقلم SpikeBag

Happy Friday Mo Fo's!! Your favorite Morons are back with another DistaCast™ . #78 and feelin' great is the theme for this week! With T-bag back from a spur of the moment trip with the kiddos and Spike finally 'Rona free(both the beer AND the virus), it seemed like a great time to do a show! Thanks for all the feedback last week, you guys rock!! Fi…

Yup, it's true....we're back!!! Ep. #77 comin at ya full force!! Sorry we've been gone so long. Listen and find out what's been happening with your favorite Morons!! Happy to be back!بقلم SpikeBag

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#70's here and so is our next guest Joey Angelo. For those of you who don't follow MMA, Joey is a great MMA fighter who's lately been fighting bare knuckles. Great guy and so we all had fun! Listen and find out how Joey is related to our casino world.Subscribe for new episodes almost every week and find us on Twitter @2CasinoMorons and on Facebook:…

Gre-Gre-Gre-Gregorio makes his first appearance this week. Fittingly just in time for Ep. #69. We all had a great time and it flew by, so we're sure you'll have fun too! Happy Thanksgiving Morons!! Enjoy the show!Find us on Twitter @2CasinoMorons and on Facebook: Two Morons Talking About Casinos and Stuff…

#68's late, but the boys are back and they're looking for trouble. Hey Morons we're back, miss us? Excited to be back together after a couple of weeks, we were all over the place. We had fun, you will too. So, turn on your ears, turn off your brain, and get ready to feel better about yourself! Thanks so much for listening as always, you guys are so…

In Ep. #67 we've decided Heroin is bad, just sayin'. On time for a change, we know, we know....we're awesome..sort of. Back from Hawaii just in time for Halloween, life moves on in the casino. This episode was all over the place. Not even gonna try to run it down for ya, gonna have to listen for yourselves! Thanks as always, you guys rock! Subscrib…

Man, Spike completely pulled a "Spicoli" and somehow messed up posting Ep. #66 before I headed to Maui. Maybe vacation on the brain made me rush too fast, sorry Morons. Again, for the millionth time, it totally says Morons in the title. Not one, but Two! Here's what you've been patiently waitin' for:Picking up/losing accentsNo way the computers are…

Happy Friday Morons!! Episode #65 is here just in time to dumb down your weekend! Late? Maybe. Funny? We hope so. Push play and let the fun begin! This week we babbled about:Cigarettes on the floor AGAINFans visitingThe sicknessFeelings about players winning vs losingThis, that and a sprinkle of blah blah blah and before you know it, another hour o…

Will you still need us? Will you still feed us? When we're Ep. #64....? A day late, maybe a dollar short? Life inside the casino machine is running steady...this week you'll hear about:Things you'd understand if you were richUsing the floor as an ashtray (still)Move your feet, lose your seat??Maître d's still exist in VegasLot's more, listen and fi…

Ep. #63's here on time?? What? No way! For all those who missed it, we did put out Ep. #62 last Friday. With today being October 1st, we of course talked about the event that forever changed all of our lives. We also found our way to:Do pee free pools exist?Can a guy with a boob job go topless in public?Our Bravo software crashing(ish)over the week…

Over and over we've told you, HIT THE BACK WALL! End of story. We know you're "trying", but less trying and more doing. Late is better than never, sorry kids! Listen to Ep. #62 and find out all about it! Happy Friday Morons!!Find us on Twitter @2casinomorons and Facebook: Two Morons Talking About Casinos and Stuff…

Hey hey hey.....#61's here today! Wasn't planned to miss last week, just happened. Wish I could tell ya this episode is twice as good, since we missed one and all, but I couldn't guarantee that. Maybe one and a half times better? Excited to be back, this week we talked about:Mexican Independence DayCrapsPeople who get away with more at the casinoDe…

Does reaching Ep. #60 qualify our podcast for AARP?? We gotta tell ya, we're clueless as to how we made it 60 already! Wow! Thanks to all of you for sticking with us! This week was filled with:The Beast that still lives in usNow vs Breaking inStrip Club FootballAnd more of course...but if that doesn't get you, this might not be the show for you! Su…

Red, Red, Wine...and Ep. #59 actually have nothing to do with one another, but it's a great song right?!? With summer still hanging around the casinos like the guy who shoulda given up on his toupee years ago, we've still been slow. We bebop-ed all around this week. Transitions might not be our strongest suit, thank god for rewind. Haha! Have fun l…

Ep. #58 ...OK, so it was a little late. Our bad! Sorry folks, the moose out front shoulda told ya the park was closed...Not sure if this episode will one day be a classic like that, in fact we're pretty sure it won't. Listen anyways, who doesn't need a laugh? Thanks as always for listening. Let us know what's on your mind. FInd us on Twitter @2casi…

Just like Heinz 57, our #57 is great, we just aren't really sure what all went in to today's episode. Summer is still very much in effect in the casinos. Listen to find out more. Subscribe for new episodes every week. FInd us on Twitter @2casinomorons and on Facebook: Two Morons Talking About Casinos and Stuff…

Ok, so maybe Ep. #56 might be a couple of days late. Was it worth the wait? Probably not....haha! Another week and the hour flew by. Laughed a bunch, Moron'd for sure, and talked about casinos too, I think. No need to go into details...just push play and let life melt away for an hour or so. Thanks so much for listening. Tell a friend, I mean they …

We can't drive #55....is that even a thing anymore? Most speed limits are over 65 now?? Well kids, it finally happened, we had our first guest. The sound was kind of an issue, we'll work on that for future episodes(sorry). Doug stopped by this week and fit right in. We were all over the place, so just listen and you'll see. We all laughed our asses…

Goin' down the highway doin #54, Teebag blew a big one, blew us out the door...remember that song?? Remember us? Weee'rrrreee baaacck...woopitdy doo! With T and Spike on vacation back to back, it's been awhile! Today's show flew by...we talked about:Summer Break(obviously)Spikes' angry guestfake ID'saccepting counterfeit moneyOur thoughts on foreig…

Look at me....I'm Ep. #53 ! Or wait, is this Season 2 Ep. #1? We're confused, but hey, I guess that's the point. This week was supposed to be our 1st guest...pause...NOT! Thanks a lot Doug! Ha! So, we just moroned about:Father's DayKeeping Your Own TipsKnowing Too Much About Your Co-workersSometimes People Deserve To Be PunchedLot's of other "Alleg…

After missing last week (sorry) the Morons are baaaaccckk! Ep. #52 is finally here, can't believe it's already been a year!! Time flies when you're a Moron! This episode flew by for us, here's what we Moron-ed about this week:WSOP PeepsFarting in publicApologies for missing last week(and why)Not always knowing what gender a name isPlayers telling u…

Sun, sun, sun and Ep. #51. A few days late cause of Memorial Day weekend and all, sorry kids! Back in the bedroom now that the littles are outta school. This week we talked about:Memorial Day WeekendWSOP is backCollecting stuff as a kidPeople causing problems on the games as alwaysAnonymous HR callsPlaying the lotteryAll kinds of other casino happe…

Swell, neato, nifty...a few ways to describe Ep. #50. The slow times of summer are upon us. Closing on a whole year very fast, thanks to everyone for sticking around. This week we blabbed about:The Piercing ConventionCasino HostsSpike's wife back in the hospitalService-Old Vegas vs New VegasNext thing ya know, an hour's gone by, crazy right? Anyway…

Be kind, rewind AND listen to Ep. #49. And.....we're back. T's back from his cruise in paradise and we're back at it. Moronisms found their place throughout the show this week as we talked about:T's cruiseRockin a MankiniDealers wages around the countryA slap happy guestA fond farewell to a great bossYatta, yatta, yatta we flew through another hour…

Hate the Playa, don't hate Ep. #48. Just to be clear, the threat of " I'm never comin' back to this casino." never works if you're an a$$hole. We'd actually prefer if you don't come back if you're an a$$hole. So, think about that the next time you make that threat. Besides talking about those people this week, we talked about:Dealers (casino and ot…

Comin' out, Seven, Eleven and Ep. #47. Winter is upon us (well, in the casino biz in Vegas, summer is the Winter). It's tax time and that slows things down as well. This week we talked about:EDR bluesSummer is hereWatering down the drinksGame of ThronesCutting people offTouring casinos of the WorldA side of this and that and boom, another hours flo…

Two MC's in the mix, here's Ep. #46. It's Spring Break and we're back in the bedroom (naked of course). We tried, I mean, try being the keyword, to keep it more casino this week. And we were sorta successful at it, sorta. But gosh darn it, we had fun! We talked about:The awesome(and not) players from last weekTippingJackpots in the CasinoCelebritie…

Need some Fresh Jive?? Here's Ep. #45. Not all nicknames are great in public as we find out this week. Are all players created equal, listen and find out. Bouncing around as always is our signature move. Thanks so much for giving us a chance. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Hit us up on Twitter @2casinomorons and on Facebook: Two Morons Talk…

It's Friday and we're kinda late...but Ep. 44 is here and it's really...OK? With busy weeks for both Morons we had to push this episode back, sorry everyone. March Madness is winding down and the casinos are starting to get slow again. We found ourselves drifting into Stuffville a lot this week:SkydivingThe lil RunawayShart weekCocktailsMessin' w/ …

Big woopee here's #43. Over the river and through the woods into your ears it goes. March Madness was in full effect this week. The Morons are fully wiped out from all the hoopla. Workin' 7 in a row took it's toll, so here's the show.....Awesome Bros reliving their college days(not)Mississippi StudPlaying the progressive bonusRoulette TrendsLosing …

Stop feelin' blue, here's #42! Ok it seems March Madness is actually going to happen this week(not last week?), so there's that. With T and I working overtime we still managed to get together and babble for an hour. This week it went something like this:Casino paparazziThe Go-Go dancersPit ClerksStarbucks peepsPlayers ExpectationsOld school casino …

Ep. #41 Moron Time has begun. With a lull in the casino this week (as well as a lack of planning...let's be honest), we found ourselves rambling along in Stuffland. We babbled about:Old TV shows Kids venturing out into the worldMessing with natureT's fun adventure in high limitWorking different shiftsand...and......you get the idea. Thanks so much …

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy....it's Ep. #40! As always comin' at ya at the speed of sound. If you had $500 and only 10 minutes....what game would you play to win the most money? Wanna know what we think...you'll have to listen. Oh and we also talked about:TankBeing fooled by a transpersonBeing smacked by a lesbianLast week in the casinoand blah, blah, blah…

#39 and holding....Almost 40 episodes already? Wow! Bouncing around as always, this week you'll hear about:TippingVideo GamesHolding cheques in your hand while you playThose who only wanna be paid in one colorAnd so much more. Have fun with this weeks ramblings. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Please, is what we meant to say. Find us on Twit…