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Andrianna Natsoulas: Don't Cage Our Oceans 40:50

منذ 12 يومًا40:50

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“That's taxpayer’s money that is going to support research and development and pilot projects to develop a food system that is based on environmental destruction and greed and disregard for animals, fish, and any of the other marine mammals that might be around it.” - Andrianna Natsoulas Andrianna Natsoulas is the campaign director for Don't Cage Our Oceans, an organization that exists to keep our oceans free from industrial fish farms. Offshore finfish farming is the mass cultivation of finfish in marine waters, in underwater or floating net pens, pods, and cages. Offshore finfish farms are factory farms that harm public health, the environment, and local communities and economies that rely on the ocean and its resources. Don’t Cage Our Oceans are a coalition of diverse organizations working together to stop the development of offshore finfish farming in the United States through federal law, policies, and coalition building. And, although it is not yet happening, right now the US Administration and Congress are promoting this kind of farming, which would be nothing short of disastrous for the oceans, the planet and the people and animals who live here. dontcageouroceans.org…

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Hey folks! In case you missed it, new episodes now happen on Monday! Happy Monday! Also LB is trapped in space for a few weeks but that's not a permanent change, so don't worry. We've got a lot of fun guests to help out over the next couple weeks, including me, Jordan, the producer, who is on the show this week! I tend to make the show less funny with my sincerity but I think y'all will still have a good time with this one. :)

Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed.

Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson (https://twitter.com/godsewa) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren (https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears (https://twitter.com/hunktears) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory (https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz (https://maxds.itch.io/).

Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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All Women (Plus Tony) 1:09:07

منذ 3 hours1:09:07

1:09:07

LB, Niki, John, Jack and Dianne all convene at the local Tastee-Freez to suck on some chili dogs and talk shop, which this week includes John's trade to the Lakers, Niki's new state of being, Steve's last iPod, interchangeable company names, pivoting to PETA, The Wiggles™, trying to meet Wolfgang Puck in 2025, and honestly dude, so much more that I don't want to spoil it. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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You’re a Wild Rebel Sexy Hot Adult Woman 1:10:57

منذ 7 أيام1:10:57

1:10:57

John, LB and Niki peruse the menu of life and choose a number of appetizing topics to sate their hunger for discussion, including LB's new towels, hanging out with BTS, another installment of Scam Text Theater, the complete plot of The Substance (so spoiler warning obvs), if Aaron Sorkin wrote Dawson's Creek, our definitive ranking of the Barenaked Ladies, more drug physics, and y'all? Somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The No Clean List 1:12:59

منذ 14 يومًا1:12:59

1:12:59

Niki, LB and John waste no time this week, immediately casting aside pretense and delving straight into a number of pertinent and pressing topics, including "what if Tylenol goes woke," two new kinds of hyper-localized lottery, the specific kind of Weird™ that people get about celebrities like Natalie Portman and Milana Vayntrub, the details of our upcoming Super Bowl commercial, the return of Scam Text Theater (!!), secrets of the human tooth, and yes, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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This Machine Knocks Big Glasses of Water Over 1:00:35

منذ 21 يومًا1:00:35

1:00:35

It's Valentine's Day (when we're recording, at least), so obviously LB, Niki and John have to talk about hallway shoes, the "prison walrus trap," an upsetting development concerning LB's enormous glass of iced water, Chucky, the ongoing popularity of Furby-brand toys, dating a ghost, animal genetics and, as a special treat, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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shoes.help 1:08:17

منذ 28 يومًا1:08:17

1:08:17

John, LB (congratulations LB!) and Niki strap on their ballerina fetish heels and dance around a number of pressing topics, including if the ear is a hole, household expiration dates, denim jeans, LB's new fruit, how hard it may or may not be to "change red to blue, in genetics," counting your apples before they hatch, the inevitable Paul brothers turn to Christianity, and y'all? Somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan "The Sticks" Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving (edited) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Signs of Depression in My Chicken??? 1:07:09

منذ 5 weeks1:07:09

1:07:09

Each suffering from their own unique set of cosmic ailments, and yet somehow still undeterred from their podcasting duties, Niki, John and LB crack open a cold one and talk turkey (or rather, chickens) for their weekly get-together, which you're all invited to! Topics of discussion during this salon include (but are not limited to) building a tower to get around Los Angeles zoning regulations, the plot of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (sort of), the fuckin' pizza that's cold with no cheese on it, Will Smith's latest single, and thankfully, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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They Got a New Woman 1:05:30

منذ 6 weeks1:05:30

1:05:30

John, Niki and LB, who are all doing great right now, attempt to harness some of their ongoing good fortune and use it to solve the world's problems, which include (but are not limited to): Recognizing currency denominations by feel, depositing hundreds of thousands of dollars into a drive-through ATM, the current state of CityWalk at Universal Studios, listening to the radio in 2025, necessary overhauls to the pharmaceutical industry, dog mysteries, and my darlings, somehow even more. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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Horse Crushed! At the Breast Ska 1:14:50

منذ 7 weeks1:14:50

1:14:50

LB and Niki, now back home after temporary displacement by the fires in Los Angeles, are joined by local best friend John to catch up on everything they missed in the interim, including the real purpose behind John Cena's jorts, LB's new chair problem, old-timey boobs, Niki's experience at a local video games exposition, how blinking is kissing for your eyelids, an extended segment where we just look at reddit for a while, huge spoilers for the film Nope and the medical drama House , and homies, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan "The Sticks" Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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FolgersCast Episode 1 1:11:48

منذ 9 weeks1:11:48

1:11:48

It's our first episode of 2025 and things are already off to an uproarious start, with Niki, LB and John locked in for what may be our funniest episode yet of 2025! In addition to everyone's New Year's Resolutions™, the gang also spend a lot of time talking about Miller High Life, the lore behind Grey's Anatomy (hospital show ver.), the best and worst beers according to a website Niki made when they were eight months old, the Dog War, and hot damn y'all, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Wwho are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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H-O-T-T-O-T-O 1:16:00

منذ 11 weeks1:16:00

1:16:00

It's the final episode of 2024! To celebrate the holidays and ring in the New Year, LB, Niki and John drink deeply from their cups of nog and first question who actually killed JFK, before turning to even more festive topics such as the ongoing construction on Niki's house, remaking Schindler's List , Texas Ellen, piss pants rights, LB's Xanga posts, why there aren't any new Christmas songs, where France is located, VH1 Divas, and like a sparkling gift from ol' Saint Nick, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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Which Birds Are Catholic 56:46

منذ 12 weeks56:46

56:46

John, Niki and LB HUNKTEARS WHO IS ON THIS PODCAST embrace the holiday spirit by discussing LB's fun new allergy to Christmas trees, the stockings their in-laws sent over, Niki's new beef with friend of the show Michael Higham, John's made-up list of "traditional things" that go in a stocking, Bob Dylan, lip balm you can eat, whether Mrs. Claus is sexually active on the same level as Mr. Claus, and folks, somehow even more. Buy Fledgling Manor on Steam or itch.io ! Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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Dolo & Ganbana 1:10:00

منذ 13 weeks1:10:00

1:10:00

This podcast, which routinely features LB HUNKTEARS, also has John Warren and Niki Grayson, who this week discuss the following topics: Using a saw to paint a house, Niki's driving habits, cocaine, jungle laboratories, Larry King's relationship with Nancy Reagan, regularly scheduled steroids talk, best sex pheromones for men attract hot women, and somehow even more. LB HUNKTEARS LB HUNKTEARS LB HUNKTEARS LB HUNKTEARS LB HUNKTEARS LB HUNKTEARS LB HUNKTEARS LB HUNKTEARS Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving (edited) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Van Helsing's Orb 1:11:31

منذ 15 weeks1:11:31

1:11:31

With Niki back on assignment, literal superhero Michael Higham fights and defeats a power outage and storm in order to join LB and John for this week's episode. And aside from being the first-ever Drivey Award Winner for Bravest Guest, Michael also gets to talk about Stevie Wonder, all-terrain wheelchairs, falling in front of the babes, if The Rock "knew about Bin Laden," LB's idea for a WNBA movie, semen retention, John's electric mousepad, and somehow, even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Beach That Makes You Sell Your Spit 1:13:58

منذ 16 weeks1:13:58

1:13:58

Niki is back and not a moment too soon, as LB and John have prepared what may be our wettest episode yet in celebration of their return. Well, "prepared" might be a strong word for anything that happens on this show, but the gang does get right back to business by discussing a new(?) kind of concert venue, selling your spit, pants, a scary thing that happened to Niki while driving several years ago, Mustard Man and Ketchup Kid, Elijah Wood, and homies, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Where's Vatican 2? 1:16:37

منذ 17 weeks1:16:37

1:16:37

With Niki out on assignment, Michael Higham joins John and LB for our most cum-tastic episode since *checks notes* the last time Michael was here. But fear not, the gang also talks about regular basketball, beach basketball, the origin of the term "skeet," warning signs to watch for when hanging out with Catholics, that really tall drink you can get in Las Vegas, LB's cool mom, John's soft announcement of his plans to run for Congress, and sweetheart, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Who are we?: We are Niki Grayson ( https://twitter.com/godsewa ) (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren ( https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult ) (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears ( https://twitter.com/hunktears ) (handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory ( https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social ) (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz ( https://maxds.itch.io/ ). Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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