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TRASH TORQUE

My grandma will be so disappointed in me for this episode I reckon. Probably even my regular ma too. I think I dropped so many more f bombs than usual - maybe Chef Ramsay really is rubbing off on me - but swear words are just too much fun sometimes. Anyway this critical bulletin is pretty much all about surfing, but also covers the following urgent current affairs: - rude people - another run in with Chris Hemsworth - finding soft plastic in recycling bins - lucky rolses’ near miss of a police indictment for indecent exposure. Thanks for tuning in! Leave a review! Tell ya mates! Go get bazzed! Ring ya grandma! Yew *** IG @lucky__roland