Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment

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“These Globalist snakes have been sneaking into the lodge for years and years pretending to be loyal Raccoons, pretending to be devoted to the majesty of the pelt.”

“We bought into their act…we even made some of them top brass.”

“Nosey…snoopin’ around, trying to shut us down.”

“Tax audit on the winner of the three-legged race.”

“One of them even snuck into this apartment disguised as Mrs. Gallagher’s cat!”

“They took over the fishing trip; tomorrow it’ll be the pool room and the bowling alley.”

“So, we will now take action.”

“By the power afforded to us in article 47 of the treaty of the International Order of the Republic of Friendly Raccoons, effective immediately we are fully ratifying the following amendment.”

“Here is the official document, and I quote:”

"EVERY TIME YOU CLAM UP, YOU GET ONE DEMERIT!"

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