Chapter Ten: Roll For Trauma - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on iTunes –http://bit.ly/infinitedeer Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster. Competition Winners! This week’s competition winner is HyperspaceNumpty! Enjoy your personalised shownote story: ?All HyperspaceNumpty wanted was a quiet pint, having just slain five bandits and “rescued” a skeleton who was once a princess. Sadly, the universe had different ideas as three idiots were their favourite pub. With a cow. Oh, and now they are feeding it narcotics from a bag. This city has gone downhill recently. But It wasn’t HyperspaceNumpty’s problem. Could the idiot “heroes” at least avoid HyperspaceNumpty’s pub? At least the cow was having a good time.? Last Time on Infinite Deer After a close battle with a stone griffin, The Merry Few steal the key from the city barracks and head back to Ye Olde Cheers to rest. They are awoken to The Magic Circle telling them to leave the city as guards are looking for them. A member agrees to help them escape in exchange for the key. Story The member of the ancient circle leads them to a boat where The Merry Few can escape from the city. After hearing that The Man in the Crimson Coat is residing in the ruins of Ilum – a once lively city which was destroyed when a power hungry sorcerer summoned a demon – the gang agreed to head there. The Merry Few promptly remember that to return the girl, Azure, to her father, The Man in the Crimson Coat, they would probably need to collect her from her babysitter beforehand. The gang head back to the farm where she was left, pick up Azure, a book on turnips and 2 more cows – Angela Mercow and Tilda Swineton (Not a Pig) They eventually arrive at the deserted ruins of Ilum and decide to head to the sound of water. They find Marius, The Man in the Crimson Coat and return his daughter. He recommends that the gang head up to the mountain to the nearest tavern to celebrate – our brave D&D party immediately accepts. What new twists in the tale are coming? Well, to find out, you’ll have to wait for next week and Chapter 11 of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Quotes Bo: Plus one Tilda, DM: and plus one Angela Chad: Are you going through mambo number 5? *** Chad: sporked tongue- like half spoon half fork? Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Every subscriber adds to our growing collective of souls within our Life Vessel so that one day we may harness the growing power of mortal essence to effect The Cataclysm, an event by which we force a retweet from Wizards of the Coast themselves. Your soul may or may not be returned to your lifeless husk after this abyssal event. Subscribe today!