Chapter One: As The Day They Were Born - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/infinite-deer-a-dungeons-and-dragons-podcast/id1350552074 Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster. COMPETITION! We’re running a competition from February 26th – March 12th! There are 6 prizes to be won ranging from your very own set of polyhedral dice to a shout out to the end of our show! To enter, all you need to do is rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/infinite-deer-a-dungeons-and-dragons-podcast/id1350552074 More details can be found at http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Good Luck! Story Our D&D adventure begins as we meet Chad Blazer– a human paladin ‘jock’ who is determined to bring magic users to justice; Merrielle Blazer – Chad’s half-elf cousin who is a ranger and adores bugs and her pet rat; and Bo Vine –who is a hill dwarf cow-milker-cum-cleric who worships Mithras, the god of justice…and cattle. Chad, Merrielle and Bo find themselves in a compromising position in a forest not far from the city Kurusa after an unexpected encounter. Something about a man in a crimson coat? An innkeeper in a nearby town, Gary, provides tablecloths and warmth until the Mayor arrives. The Mayor tells them how a Highwayman has driven all business away from the town. The gang a.k.a The Merry Few, are hired as mercenaries in order to ‘deal’ with the Highwayman in exchange for sick weapons, ‘ice-cold brewskies’ and a tour of an ants’ nest. The party discusses plans of varying feasibility and set off to deal righteous justice. Who is the man in the crimson coat? How will Bo cope with a shot in the chest? And will Merrielle get to build her highway? Find out in the next exciting instalment of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast Quotes Bo: Wait I was a cow milker... how did I get these testes? Welp, never mind! *** Chad: Normally Chad’s strategy for finding things is to wonder aimlessly until he finds something he can kill, fuck or drink! DM: The mayor looks nervous. Follow us on social media! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/infinite-deer-a-dungeons-and-dragons-podcast/id1350552074 Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment - Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web designer George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review and subscribe to future episodes, every positive comment really helps and gives us warm fuzzies in our cold, shrivelled hearts.