Chapter Fourteen: We Merry Few - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on iTunes at http://bit.ly/infinitedeer Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster. Last Time on Infinite Deer The Merry Few fatally lose Bo’s last pet cow while navigating their way through the kobold dungeon. They come across a member of The Ancient Circle who is ordering kobolds to keep them locked up. Story The Merry Few engage in combat with the magician-looking wizard and remaining kobolds and manage to successfully fight their way out of the kobold dungeon. Chad, Bo and Merrielle hurry to the city of Karusa in order to stop the city being destroyed with The Ancient Circle’s recently returned human bomb - Azure; but not before Bo finds a farm to slaughter more cows. They enter the city barracks and find Marius, Azure’s father, performing magic on his daughter while she is in excruciating pain. The Merry few take him down and Chad attempts to transfer the magical power from Azure’s body to his. There is an explosion and Chad and Azure are hurled backwards. The city is saved, but both Azure and Chad lie limp on the floor. Azure slowly awakens, but Chad does not. Days later, Bo and Merrielle are pardoned for all their wrongdoings for saving the city of Karusa. They demand a statue of them to be erected in Chad’s honour. Merrielle leaves on a boat to return Chad’s body to his father, while Bo stays to raise Azure as a daughter of Mithras. Quotes Chad: This is my surprise round – it’s where they think I’m gonna be dead, but no! God! DM: You died, and were resurrected before your first turn! Chad: I’m basically bro-Jesus at this point *** Merrielle: How many kobolds does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you smash them! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose. A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. If you enjoy the podcast please don’t forget to rate and subscribe, it really helps. This is the last episode of this series and the last time I will be writing these silly easter eggs at the end of the show notes. No more sleepless hours spent thinking up jokes each week, no more worrying about whether I can top last week’s joke. Now I can just worry about what the future holds now my one job is not needed. Maybe I’ll take up a hobby, like horticulture, or getting drunk with kobolds and hoping I wake up in the same bed I fell asleep in. Or I’ll just keep playing D&D. Probably that. Thanks so much for listening! MG, out!